What a great title that would make for a photo album, huh? The more articles I write on colon cleansing, the funnier it gets. Heck, even my Mom helped at one point. Now read these and you might feel some discomfort.
And I have NO Peter Gabriel colon cleansing fantasies. GOD, you have a sick mind!
From Colon Cleansing -- Men Health, where I am "Amenda":
Watch Out for Super Colon Cleanse
Why Use Colon Cleansing Formulas? Contains commentary about freelance writing that they kept in!
From Professional Colon Cleanse Help where I am "Wendy":
You Can Make Your Own Colon Cleanse Contains autobiographical info, if you really want to know how stupid I could be. Made a great article, though.
Honestly, Now, Is Colon Cleansing Safe?
From Hot Deals where they insit on listing the author as "Katie":
Rena Sherwood Reports: Colon Cleanse Reviwed Contains an actual conversation between Mom and myself.
From The Colon Cleansing Blog (I kid you not):
Don't Be Afraid Of A Home Remedy For Colon Cleansing
From Colon Cleansing Support:
Choosing The Best Colon Cleansing Programs For You
Debunking Popular Colon Cleansing Myths
From Ezine, where a "Jason Hobbs" added crap to my articles:
How To Find The Top Rated Colon Cleansing Systems
So Many GNC Colon Cleansing Products, So Little Time...
Compare Colon Cleansing Programs At Spa Vacations
Why Use Any Colon Cleansing Products (They masssacred the original article).
The World's Best Colon Cleansing Recipe
From Colon-CleansingVoople.com:
What You Need To Know About Colon Cleansing Herbs
With Colon Cleansing, Gas May Be A Thing Of The Past
FromThe World Health Guide where I am dubbed "Healthy Living" and where "colon cleansing" is filed under "Diseases and Conditions"(!):
Homemade Colon Cleansing: Almost As Easy As Boiling Water
Are Colon Cleansing Diet Recipes Any Good For You? (Gee, what do you think I wrote?)
From Nova Care:
Colon Cleansing Recipes Are For The Gullible
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