My Work Articles

Peter at work looks a lot happier than most people in their jobs. Then again, Peter's job is to be a rock star. Why shouldn't he be smiling?

From Where We Relax:
Be Nice To Retail Workers
Retail Therapy
Reducing Work Related Stress

From Helium:
Why Some People Are Always Late For Work
Good Teenage Summer Jobs
Things You Should Never Do At Work
Testimonies: Working In Retail
Do You Hate Your Job?
Should You Quit Your Day Job to Blog?

From Dealing With Headaches:
Computer Headache
Migraines At Work

From Glyfosat.com:
Working at an Emergency Dental Clinic

From eHow:
How to Become an Accountant in Australia
How to Write an Interview Thank You Note
How to Become a Vet Tech in PA

My Odds And Sods Articles

These are articles and blog posts that just don't seem to fit in any of the other categories. Also, I couldn't wait anymore to post this photo.

From Helium:
Do Mainstream Media Outlets Favor Bad News Instead Of Good News?
The Importance of a Promise
McDonald's Big Mac Turned 40 in 2007: Time To Retire This Icon Of Unhealthy Fast Food?
Least Favorite Star Trek Character
Gun Control: Will Less Macho Men Make Owning Guns Obselete? (Short answer: No)

From cosmeticswebsite.co.uk:
Eye Makeup Tips For Those Who Wear Glasses

From SheffieldWebsite.co.uk:
How to Find a Sheffield Solicitor

From eHow:
How to Prevent Common Breakdancing Injuries
How to Use a Semicolon in Bible Scripture (I still have no idea why they wanted an article on this, but I took the job.)

From Great Outdoor Barbeques:
The Tasty Variety of Meco Charcoal Grills

From TK Ceramics:
What You Should Know About Choosing Ceramic Tile Flooring> (Not the title I gave it.)

My Organic Articles

All of these articles are 100% written by me and not by artificial preservatives or supported by chemical synthetic fertilizers.

And Peter seems to be all natural, too -- although he does insist on wearing clothes...

I found this pix on the web (Peter didn't give it to me, sadly) but that is a genuine organic PG autograph.

From Garden Growth, where I'm given the artificial name "Luvi Marie":
Fertilizers Used In Growing Organic Food
Can Organic Farming Feed The World?

From All About Women's Perfume where I am "Amenda":
What's Organic About Organic Perfume?

From www.transported.org:
What You Need To Know About Organic Baby Clothes
The Advantages of Organic Baby Bedding
Can You Trust Organic Foods?

From Dealing With Headaches:
Organic Headaches (I kid you not -- there is a real medical term called organic headaches.)

From linkroll:
Using Baking Soda for Organic Plant Care
Organic Gardening SPrays to Keep Nibbling Animals Away
Should You Use Organic Seeds And Plants In Your Organic Garden?
Turn Your Windowsill Into an Indoor Organic Garden
What You Need To Know About Organic Garden Magazine
Is An Organic Garden a Vegetarian Garden? (Short answer: No.)
Going Extra Green with Your Organic Garden Design
Organic Vegetable Garden: What's Old Is New Again
What is Organic About Organic Plants?
Commonsense Organic Gardening Tips For Everyone>

My Stop Snoring Articles

I have no idea if PG snores. I have no idea if I snore, come to think of it. Laurie Anderson, when presenting the MTV Video Vanguard Award, claimed Peter sings in his sleep (because he slept in the studio, of course). Apparantly, he groans some sort of primordial dirge in his sleep. There's a happy mental image to rock you to sleep tonight.

From linkroll:
Pillaring: The Easy New Procedure To Help Stop Snoring
You Always Have Snoring Treatment Options
Are There Any Tricks To Stop Snoring?
Can You Stop Snoring By Singing?
Easy Exercises To Stop Snoring
Is There A Vocal Exercise To Stop Snoring?
Pay Attention To These Tips To Help Stop Snoring
Stop Snoring, Sleep Better: It's Possible
What You Need To Know About Stop Snoring Aids
Would It Kill You To Listen To Some Stop Snoring Advice?

From Hub Pages:
All About Dog Snoring

From The World Health Guide under the moniker "Healthy Living":
What You Need to Know About Stop Snoring Products
Slightly Sadistic Anti Snoring Products
Pillows: The Best Stop Snoring Device
Snoring Products To Help You Get Better Sleep
Using an Anti Snoring Device
See Your Dentist for the Latest Stop Snoring Device

My Holiday From Hell Articles

I'd like to say this is an undoctored photo, but I'd obviously be lying. This was the Xmas card from Mrs. RatBag from the Solsbury Hill forums. It was so good, I had to steal it. That should give you a good hint as to what these articles and blogposts are like.

From Helium:
The Cheapest Christmas Gift I Ever Received
Should Live Trees Be Cut Down For Christmas Trees? (Good God, NO!)
Reflections: Why I Hate Wine as a Holiday Gift
Bah, Humbug : Why I Hate Christmas
Angora Rabbits: Suitable Pet for a Child for Christmas? (NO pet is a suitable Christmas gift!)

From Dealing With Headaches:
Headaches During Christmastime? Blame the Victorians!
Headache Blog Carnival
Christmas Muzak Headaches

From Where We Relax:
No Such Thing As The Perfect Christmas
December Holiday Stress Tips
The Guilt of Being Human

From stressrelief.found.here, where I am "raoul":
Christmas Stress -- Relief Is Available

From linkroll:
Christmas in Spain: Are You Insane? (Mainlt on the plain...)

My Problem Of Evil Articles

Things get a little heavy in the philosophy and religion channels over at Helium, a site for writers where titles are thrown at you to write about. Since "why does the world suck" titles kept popping up, I just couldn't resist. Beats writing about reverse foreclosure investments any day...wait...maybe that's actually writing about the same thing...

From Helium:
Why Do We Have Problems In Life?
What God Can Do
Why There Is So Much War, Famine, Hatred And Evil In The World
If God Is So Powerful, Why Does Evil Exist?
What Is Wrong With The World?
Why Do People Tell Lies?
10 Things I Hate About The World We Live In

My Teeth Whitening Articles

TWINK! I guess the current fad for whiter, brighter teeth makes it easier for people to ignore the darkness all around them. Well, at least I get paid to write about it. (My Dental Articles now have their own category.)

From tooth-whitening.plus-4.com/:
Don't Be Afraid Of Maryland Teeth Whitening Cosmetic Dentists (This is, of course, a lie. Be afraid.)
Get A Smile Makeover In Fort Worth Teeth Whitening
Be The Envy of Donny Osmond With Los Angeles Teeth Whitening Services (You know you've made it when Donny Osmond is jealous of you)
Teeth Whitening in Orange County -- Better Than Teeth "Orangeing" (Can you tell I couldn't take this assignment too seriously?)
What You Need To Know About Laser Teeth Whitening (It's a laser in your HEAD, that's what you need to know!)