Thursday, March 26, 2009

My Pug Articles

Many people have wondered why Peter Gabriel left Genesis back in 1975. Peter himself has said it was because of creative differences and that he was burnt out. But he was lying. He really left because he was sick and tired of being chased by Pugs in bee costumes.

Other doggy articles of mine include:

My Labrador Retirever Articles
My Dog Articles

From Graduated Learning, where I'm one of the many ghosts of "Jenny Donaldson":
Pug 101: Breed Hstory (Several versions of this are floating about the web.)

From Lfie.net, still as Jenny Donaldson:
Pug 101: Breed History (Ditto.)

From Authoritative Content, still as JD:
Pug Information -- Breed History

Sunday, November 16, 2008

My Hypnotism Articles


Don't blame me for ruining this picture. Peter made me do it.

(Click over there for my articles on alternative medicine.)

From HubPages:
Differences Between Hypnosis And Brainwashing

From AlternativeMedicineWebsite.co.uk:
For Your Health, Alternative Medicine: Hypnosis And Hypnotherapy

From Learn About Hypnosis:
Clinical Hypnosis Is Not Stage Hypnosis
You're Getting Sleepy: The American Journal of Clinical Hypnosis
What You Need To Know About the Society of Clinical Hynosis
What You Need to Know About the Institute of Clinical Hypnosis
What the Heck is Clinical Experimental Hypnosis?
How Hard is it to Learn Clinical Hypnosis?

My Air Purifier Articles


My theory is that if Peter Gabriel can breathe over everything, it's purified. However, my clients don't agreee, so I've had to write articles about those other kinds of air filters. Poopers.

From Prime Air Purifier:
What You Need To Know About An Air Purifier


From Savvy Cafe:
What the Heck is an Ionic Pro Air Purifier?
Ionic Air Purifiers Are Not For Everybody
Why Are Ionic Air Purifiers So Popular?
Use Ionic Pro Mini Air Purifier To Get Rid Of Smoke Smells ("It's tough for marijuana smokers today...")
Should You Get An Ionic Auto Air Purifier? (Not if you care about the ozone layer.)
Is An Ionic Pro Compact Air Purifier Worth It?

Monday, October 6, 2008

My Horseback Riding Articles


Yee-haw!

(Not to be confused with My Horse Articles or My Model Horse Articles).

From horses.1to1guide.com:
English Horse Riding Gear For You And Your Horse (Includes autobiographical information)
What To Expect In Your First Horseback Riding Class
Horse Riding Camps In Equine Literature (Did I ever mention I was an English major?)
Horse Riding and Racing: Not the Same Animal (PETA would be proud of me).

From www.mynewadventuretravel.com:
Adventure Travel In Asia For Horse Lovers

From www.allhorsebreeds.org:
If You Care About Your Horse, Riding In A Barn Is Right Out (Contains embarrassing autobiographical information.)
If You Ride Horses, What Do The Horses Think?

From Helium:
Horseback Riding: How to Post the Trot
How to Mount a Horse
Handicapped Horseback Riding For Children
Horseback Riding: How to Make the Most of Riding Lessons

From eHow:
How to Determine Correct Stirrup Length
How to Strengthen Legs for Horseback Riding

My Gardening Articles


The only crop I can grow successfully is stinging nettles. Even if I plant something else, it seems to always come up stinging nettles. I consider it a talent. Peter happens to be quite a good gardener (if the rumors are to be believed). Here he is in fall of 2008planting roots in Berlin.

Other gardening related topics having their own sections include:

*My Orchid Articles
*My Lawn of the Devil Articles
*My Garden Hedge Articles
*My Bonsai Articles

From Linkroll:
Three Best Landscape Software Programs for Regular People
What Can You Do with Landscape Software?
What are the Qualities of Good Garden Landscape Software?
Don't Ask Geeks About Home Landscape Software
Keep Safe When Checking Out Free Home Landscape Software
The Disadvantages of Free Landscape Architect Software
Where to Go for Unbiased Landscape Software reviews

Saturday, October 4, 2008

My Labrador Retriever Articles


Good dog, Pony (who is only part Lab).

If you want to read about canines in general, check out My Dog Articles.

From Helium:
Is a Labrador Retriever Right For You?

From Dogbadge.com:
The Yellow Lab Puppy In Advertising
The Unlikely Rise in Chocolate Labrador Retrievers
The Labrador: Superdog and Devil Dog
Housebreaking the Labrador Retriever Puppy
Avoiding Chocolate Lab Puppy Scams on the Internet
Black Dog Syndrome Even For Black Labrador Retrievers

From The Labrador Dog Guide Blog, where I am "Team Nick":
Should We Clone A Labrador Puppy?
Labrador Retriever Mix: A Good Bet for New Dog Owners
Officially, Golden Labrador Retriever Purebreds Do Not Exist
The Yellow Labrador Retriever: A Modern Day Cinderella Story
The Incredible Appetite of the Labrador Retriever
Photographing the Black Lab Puppy
Could that Labrador/Golden Retriever Puppy Be a Future Lifesaver?

From Pet Topics:
A List of Questions for Your Labrador Retriever Breeder

From Ezine where I'm transformed as "Brooke Sunderland":
Labrador 101: The Breed Standard

From Fresh Web Content/ also as BS:
What You Need To Know About the Labrador

From Online Pet Grooming where I am still full of BS:
What You Need to Know About the Labrador Breed Standard

From K9 Article where I am (a-hem)"Alpha Dog":
The Breed Standard of the Labrador

Sunday, September 28, 2008

My Model Horse Articles

If you can't have a real horse, the next best thing is a model horse. And if you can't have the real Peter Gabriel, make crappy Paint composites of him riding to the rescue. If the rock star gig ever falls through, he could make a good cowboy.

I used to be heavily into the model horse hobby and stupidly sold or gave away 99.9% of my models before moving to England. Now that I'm back in Philly, I'm gradually buying some replicas of my childhood Breyers using money I get from writing about model horses.

(My aplogies to Appaloosa on Flikr, whoever you are.)

If you want to read about real horses, check out My Horse Articles.

From eHow:
How to Photograph Model Horses
How to Safely Transport Your Model Horses
How to Display Model Horses
How to Touch Up a Scratched Model Horse
How to Store Model Horses
How to Run a Model Horse Photo Show
How to Choose a Model Horse for Live Showing
How to Straighten a Bent Breyer's Leg
How to Remove a Breyer From the Leg Clips

From DigitalCenterOne.org:
Good Photography Key to Model Horse Hobby

From SavvyCafe:
Digital Photography Tips for Model Horse Lovers