Friday, July 18, 2008

My IRA Articles


Calm down -- this isn't about the Irish Republican Army, but about Individual Retirement Accounts. (Although the IRA would most likely make Individual Retirement Accounts more exciting, or at least have better accents.)

I highly doubt that Peter will ever be able to retire from being a rock and roll star, especially if he dips into his portfolio to fund investments like the one shown in this picture.

From Ezines, where I ghostwrite for "Mark Nennemann":
IRA Investing in Real Estate: Why Bother?
The Reasons for Real Estate Investing From Within A IRA
What the Heck is an IRA Custodian?
Is There Such a Thing as an Easy Self-Directed IRA? (I wrote the article and I STILL don't know.)

Friday, July 11, 2008

My Tanning Bed Articles


There's only one way to find out just how natural a man's tan is. That's right -- toss him into a crowd of frenzied concert goers.

From linkroll:
What the Heck are Tanning Bed Accessories?
A Primer on Tanning Bed Timers (The poet in me sometimes slips free).
Collecting Tanning Bed Catalogues
The Advantages of Canopy Tanning Beds
What You Need To Know About Solar Pacific Tanning Beds

My Car Articles


Sadly, not about Peter's first self-titled album, which has been nicknamed "Car" by the fans, but about actual cars. This photo was taken much later than the release of "Car". We think the other guy is saying, "Now, pay attention, 007..."

From Savvy Cafe:
What You Need To Know About Napa Auto Parts
Choosing a Car Parts and Accessories Online Forum
Parts for Cars: Why Many Cars are Stolen
Get Going with O'Reilly Car Parts
Advance Auto Parts Sell Advanced Auto Parts (Yes, they made me write that).