My Stock Trading Articles

This photo of Peter from about 1992 is an example of a stock photograph. Unfortunately, that's not the kind of stock my clients wanted for the subjects of these articles.

From www.globalfinaceworld.com, where my ghost is "Luvi Marie":
How To Trade Penny Stock? Very Carefully
Don't Fall For Stock Market Trading Tip Scams
Choosing an Online Stock Trading Newsletter
Be Your Own Online Stock Market Trading Broker

From linkroll:
What the Heck Is a Stock Trading System?

My Dental Articles

"And do those teeth still match their wound?" -- Peter Gabriel, "Lovetown"

They certainly do, Peter. They certainly do.

(My Teeth Whitening Articles have their own category.)

From Savvy Cafe where I ghostwrite as, oddly enough, "Author":
What The Heck Is A Delta Dentist?
Make a Dentist Search Easy With 1-800-Dentist
Finding a Fort Worth Laser Dentist

From linkroll:
Don't Be Afraid of a Sacremento Family Dentist
Don't Be Afraid of Portland Dentists
Can I Have A Serving Of Pain with Dental Implants, Please?
How Much Pain After Dental Implant Surgery? Less If You Don't Panic

From Where We Relax:
Dental Phobia
Dental Phobia, Part Two (Hey, it's a complex phobia)

From Dealing With Headaches:
The Dentalwork Headache
The Return of the Dentalwork Headache
The Return of the Dentalwork Headache, Pt. 2

From SheffieldWebsite.co.uk:
"Blimey -- There're Cosmetic Dentists, Sheffield Way"

From The World Health Guide where I ghostwrite as "Healthy Living":
What You need to Know About Dental Implant Pain
Is It Normal to have Pain After Dental Implants? (Short answer: Yes, especially if you didn't get enough drugs.)

From Dental Care Planet:
Listen Up to How Teeth are Affected by Flourides and Acids (The keyphrase I had to use at least 6 times was, "how teeth are affected by flourides and acids".)

From Glyfosat.com:
Don't Give Yourself Emergency Dental Care (Well, some people need practical advice.)
Are There Alternatives to Emergency Dental Treatments?
Finding an Emergency Dentist Before You Need One
Working at an Emergency Dental Clinic

My Forex Articles

I had a horrible time trying to write these because no matter how hard I tried I couldn't see the trees for the forex.

(Ducks. Runs for cover. Photo from UrbanImage)

From CargoTheatre.org:
What You Need To Know About Forex Killer Scam

From Lizablog where, I assume, I'm one of many Lizas:
All The Rage: Forex Currency Trade

From Savonaville.com:
How Bad Is Forex Killer Commission?

From www.globalfinaceworld.com, where I ghostwrite for "Luvi Marie":
What The Heck Is Forex Analysis?
Avoid Free Download Programs For Forex Traders
What Are The Forex Websites Newbies Need To Know?

From linkroll:
What The Heck Is "Inversion Forex Videos"?
Most Psychics Aren't Forex Traders
What Are Forex Introducing Trading Brokers Like? (Title changed by client).
What You Need To Know About Forex White Label Partners
What You Need To Know About A Forex Entry Signal (I can't believe they published this AS IS).
Online Forex Security Tips
What The Heck Is Forex Training?

My Antiaging Articles

Yup,that's pretty much what I think of antiaging products, too, Peter.

(Thanks to correctiveshoes in Lancaster, PA for nabbing this screencap).

From The Health Care Center:
What You Need To Know About Anitaging Cosmetic Surgery
Is There Such A Thing As Antiaging Medicine? (Are you kidding me?)
What You Need To Know About The Dangers Of Antiaging Medicine
What You Need To Know About Antiaging Nutrients
Get Your Sunscreen On For Consumer Reports On Antiaging Products

From Easy Articles Health Bloger (their spelling):
Men: Make Your Own Antiaging Skin Care Products

My Menopause Articles

When you go into and through menopause, you experience strange cravings, mood swings and unexplainaible itchy patches on the skin. It is thought that men go through menopause, too, but on a much less noticeable scale. Obviously, most of the medical community hasn't met Peter.

From www.menopausesymptomsite.com:
Bleeding After Menopause Is A Red Alert
Everybody Sing Now About Menopause Out Loud!
Goodbye Menopause, Hello Post Menopause
Pretty In Pink And Pre-Menopause
Do Yu Have These Pre-Menopause Symptoms?

From Smart-advices:
I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar About Menopause And Insomnia
Strange Bedfellows: Menopause And Depression
Menoapuse and Pregnancy: Miserable Together
There Are Many Natural Remedies for Menopause (I'm not going to get a Pulitzer for that title, I know).

From guide-to-womens-health.com/:
Welcome To Your Surgical Menopause

From linkroll:
What's Good About Menopause? (I was this <--> close to entitling it "What's Menopause Got To Do With It?")
What The Heck Is Male Menopause?
There Are Such Things As Early Menopause Symptoms
Potential Post Menopause Problems
What You Need To Know About Menopause Symptoms

From Helium:
Anxiety and Menopause (Sittin' in a tree...)
Living with Early Menopause
Living with Male Menopause

From Where We Relax:
Panic Attacks: Brought to You by Menopause

My Cooking Articles

Peter has a reputation as being a very fine cook. My favorite dream that I have is of watching him cook while he was dressed in a tux. He has even sent numerous recipes off to books and magazines (including minestrone soup and a nut roast). And, for the record, Peter has been a vegetarian since childhood.

Here, Peter shows us the fine art of ordering a pizza.

From Hobby Network, where again I'm listed as "Luvi":
Cooking: Why Bother?
Don't Be A Slave To Cooking Recipes

From linkroll.com:
What You Need To Know About Italian Cooking Courses
Practical And Sensible Tips For Cooking A Turkey (Peter's not gonna like this one...)
Practical Tips For Cooking Light

From Cookware blog:
Collecting Antique Cast-Iron Cookware
Other Uses for a Cast-Iron Cookware Set

From Continental Girl where I am listed as "Food Lover":
Porcelain Cast-Iron Cookware: Not an Oxymoron
The Pros and Cons of Cast-Iron Cookware for Camping
What You Need To Know About Enamel Cast-Iron Cookware
Using a Cast-Iron Griddle to Tell the Future

My Eye Care Articles

See? This is why I still wear glasses.

From LearningHow.com:
The Advantages Of Pueblo Eye Care
The Advantages of Fort Worth Eye Care Ok, so I was pressed for time in thinking up titles...
January Is National Eye Care Month
What The Heck Are Eye Care Associates?
What You Need To Know About Beverly Hills Eye Care
You're In Luck If You Need Austin Eye Care
Premeir Eye Care Is Out Of Sight (Their spelling)
How Much Of A Problem Are Eye Contact Problems?
What You Need To Know About The Center For Excellence In Eye Care
Finding Your Optimal Optometric Eye Care Professional (Sorry -- I hadn't a choice about the title)

My Valentine's Day Articles

I supposse I should stick these with the Happy Holidays From Hell group...

And yes, that's Peter with Kate Bush at the Brit Awards in 1987. Although we would like these champions to breed prog rock babies, it hasn't happened and it most likely ain't gonna happen.

(You're welcome for the mental pictures).

From linkroll.com:
Be Careful With Valentine's Day Quotes
Personalized Valentine's Day Gifts: Cheap And Easy
Finding Royalty-Free Valentine's Day Images For Your Website
Never Pay A Lot For Valentine's Day Cards
Valentine's Day Gifts To Make You Not Sleep Alone

My Fitness Articles

I'm not entirely sure what the distinction is between fitness and the rest of my heath articles are, but making a new category made me able to put up this photo of PG during the 1992 Brit Awards.

These articles are not to be confused with articles on exercise equipment or bodybuilding. Ok, maybe they can be. I'm not picky. Don't blame me -- my brain has been befuddled by this PG pic.

From linkroll:
Fitness Workouts For Dogs
Fitness Tips For Horseback Riders
What You Need To Know About Fitness Supplements
The Wide Variety of Aerobic Fitness And Pilates Workouts
Many Paths Lead To Road Of Cardiovascular Fitness

My Bonsai Articles

I know that plant is not a bonsai. So, don't email me complaining that PG's not holding a Bonsai, 'cause I already told you. I was going to "Paint" a bonsai next to PG, but I'm so tired I can't be bothered. So, let's all just pretend it's a bonsai.

(Peter: "Wait, you mean it's not a bonsai tree?")

Not to be confused with My Gardening Articles or My Tree Articles

From NotSoBoringLife.com:
Caring For Your Bonsai Tree in the Summer
Using Drainage Mesh for Your Bonsai Trees

My Cellulite Articles

Not articles focusing on my cellulite, thankfully, but just about cellulite in general. Did you know that you can be slightly underweight and still have cellulite? Now you do.

This still is of Peter saying "I'm sure it's my size!" in a very high pitched voice. Perhaps the pants are just a litte too tight, Peter.

From www.refresharticles.com:
The Biggest Myth About Cellulite
Do Cellulite Reduction Creams Work? No.
Laser Treatment for Cellulite: The Jury's Still Out

From WorldMedicalGuide.com:
How To Get Rid of Cellulite? You Won't Like The Answer
Cellulite Treatments: Don't Believe The Hype
I Love NYC Liopsuction (Couldn't resist...)
Don't Be Scared Of New Haven Liposuction
The Advantages of Long Island Liposuction
The Advantages of San Diego Liposuction
What You Need To Know About Winter Park Liposuction

From linkroll:
Is There Such A Things As A Diet To Rid Cellulite? (No.)
Herbs For Cellulite: It's Just Not Natural
Cellulite Sugery: Cure Worse Than Condition
What You Need To Know About Cellulite Lotions
Two Natural Treatments For Cellulite

From Health Expert Health Articles where I am "Health Expert In Cellulite":
Expensive Cellulite Products Don't Work
What You Need to Know About Cellulite Firming Cream
What Is the Worlds Best Cellulite Product? (Education.)

From Continental Girl where I am "Health Girl":
Facial Liposuction Cost Options
The Gory Details of CHin and Neck Liposuction
Should Professional Singers Get a Liposuction for Double Chin? (AHH!)
Preparing for a Chin Liposuction
All of the Factors for Determining Chin Liposuction Costs
Liposuction Under Chin: Harder In Men Than Women