My Migraine Articles

Yup, that's pretty much all I want to do whenever I get a migraine.

(Peter Gabriel image taken ca. 2008)

From eHow:
How to Manage a Caffeine Withdrawal Migraine
How Does Imitrex Work on Migraine Headaches?
Propranolol for Treatment of Migraine
Migraine Myths
The Cause of an Optical Migraine

From Yahoo! Voices:What is Causing My Migraine?
How Doctors Diagnose Migraines
How Long Does a Migraine Last?

My Real Estate Articles

I used to be homeless, and now I'm writing about real estate. I'm not going to write my autobiography because no one would believe it. In case you are having some of the problems I used to have, there are articles in a seperate Foreclosure section.

From linkroll:
California Real Estate Suffering In Houseing Bubble Burst
Common Mistakes to Avoid When Choosing Real Estate Agencies
A Look At Real Estate Market Blogs
Real Estate Investing for Beginners
The Advantages of Using Real Estate Companies to Sell Your Home

From Rental Property Repair, LLC, where I am "Dr Green":
Real Estate Investing: How To Get Motivated Sellers

From Ezines where I am writing under the name of "Mark Neumann":
The Reasons for Real Estate Investing From Within an IRA
and under "Gary K Landry":
What You Need to Know About TIC Market Risks
TIC Management Risk in Plain Englsish
TIC Liquidity and Exit Strategy Not the Same Thing

From Articlesbase where I am "Kathryn Landry":
What the Heck is a TIC Resale?
TIC Refinancing Problems in Plain Englsih...Well, as Plain as We Can Get (Wow -- they kept the title).

My Halloween Articles

I love Halloween. Thankfully, no pictures of me in Halloween costumes exist. Here, Peter goes trick or treating as a cymbol.

From linkroll:
Unusual Halloween Treat Recipes
Fun Halloween Activities For All Ages
Finding Free Halloween Graphics For Your Website Or Publication
Make Your Own Halloween Sound Effects
There Are Good Halloween Games For Teens

From Where We Relax:
Early October Stress Tip

My Cold Sore Articles

My God, Peter, don't touch that -- it could be contagious! Oops -- too late. (I don't care -- I'll still kiss him.)

From www.TheHealthGuide.org/ where I am dubbed "Admin":
What You Need To Know About Herbs For Cold Sores
What To Use On A Cold Sore On Your Lips?
How To Heal a Cold Sore Without Going Bonkers
Is There Anything Worse Than White Cold Sores On the Tongue?
When Can You Catch A Cold Sore? When You Run really Fast (Couldn't resist -- sorry!)

My Prognostication Articles

Here, Peter brings his crystal ball to a Prog Rock convention, misunderstanding completely what Prog Rock is about.

(These are not to be confused with My Metaphysical Articles...not in this lifetime, anyway.)

From Yahoo! Voices:
Are Tarot Cards Useful for Atheists and Agnostics?
Can Leos Be Faithful Sexual Partners?
What Scorpio Women Need to Know About Love
Why I Like Psychic Sylvia Browne's Books
Lady Wonder, the Psychic Horse
How to Avoid Internet Fortune Telling Scams


From Helium:
How Do You Read Tea Leaves?
Are All God's Children Psychic? (Short answer: Depends which God you're talking about.)

From Continental Girl where I have been rechristened "Food Lover":
Using a Cast-Iron Griddle to Tell the Future

From BlueWiki:
How to Read Palms

My Spanish Adventure Articles

Yes, I know you can't see the guy's face clearly. However, when researching cycle tours in Spain, I came across this image and I'm positive it's Peter. Facts do not get in my way when looking for Peter.

Am I a sad git, or what? Or is he following me?

For articles about Travel to Random Places, click on the funky highlight.

From Kamakazie Portal:
If You Love Sun And Golf, Spain Travel Is For You (The keyphrase I had to use was "golf spain travel". OI!)
Let Your Africa Travel and Spain Adventure Begin! (Here, I had to keep repeating "Africa travel & Spain adventure")
From the US Air Force, Spain Travel Vouchers
Vacation Hotel: Spain, Travel Discount Possible
With Travel Agencies, Spain Vacations Safer

From linkroll:
Camping on Spain Beaches: Travel Fun (Not my best title, I know.)
Christmas Travel to Spain: Are You Insane? (Mainly on the plain...)
What the Heck is Counting Crows "Holiday In Spain"? (Hint -- it has nothing to do with traveling to Spain).
Staying Safe with Spain Holiday Rentals
There Is Such A Thing As A Fun Spain Cycling Holiday

My Motorcycle & Scooter Articles

This was as close I could find of Peter riding a motorcycle or a scooter. For the record, I don't believe you need insurance to drive a Segway (yet -- just give it time...)

From linkroll:
Finding Auto and Motorcycle Insurance Quotes Online
Motorcycle Insurance in North Carolina: It's Possible
What Do You Need to Get Motorcycle Insurance? More than Just Money
What the Heck are Motorcycle Insurance Forums?
Say Aloha to Hawaii Motorcycle Insurance (Sorry -- couldn't resist.)
What the Heck is a Schwinn Electric Scooter?
Necessary Mobility Scooter Accessories
What You Need to Know About Heavy Duty Mobility Scooters
The Newest Toy for Grown Ups: The Snow Scooter
Scooter Tuning Safety Tips

From ReasonsNotToCommitSuicide
Are People Who Ride Motorcycles Without Helmets Suicidal?

My Writing On Helium Articles

Helium is a lovely little online web content brokerage that pays you literally a penny for your thoughts. But you can't choose your article titles. However, it's a lot of fun, offers lovely lucrative contests, contact with other writers and the all-important clips for your freelance portfolio. And they let me write about Peter Gabriel. I think I'd go mental otherwise and the world would suffer my wrath.

You're welcome.

Click a few words to the right for articles About Ghostwriting & Writing in General.

From eHow:
How to Write an Article for Helium
How to Rate Articles on Helium

From Helium:
Top 10 Ways to Lose My Vote in the Helium Rating System
Rating on Helium: How to Flag in a Constructive and Considerate Manner
How I Rate On Helium (Different from the actual title, I know)
Ideas About How Helium Got Its Name
Helium Writing Contests: How To Stay Motivated
The Reasons Why One Should Write for Helium

My Bath Articles

Not articles about the city of Bath, where I lived for a few years (and Peter, coincidentally), but about that room in the house with a tub and a rubber duck. The photo of Peter in the tub was a scan of a photocopy sent to me from an English fan, which explains this image looks so washed out.

(Runs for cover).

From www.BathProducts.org.uk:
The Advantages of Ceraminc Bath Accessories
You Can Never HAve Enough Bubble Bath Gift Sets
How to Shop for Animal Friendly Bath Gel
What You need to Know About The Bath Accessories Company
Women Want Bath Accessory Sets (Now you know.)

My Sunglasses Articles

Now, Peter, you really shouldn't use Kate Bush as a substitute for a decent pair of sunglasses to block harmful UV rays.

From Continetal Girl.com where I am listed as "Luvi":
The Devil Wears Prada Sunglasses (NO, I couldn't resist? Could you? Oh, you're lying.)

From SunglassesWebsite.co.uk:
What The Heck Are Gargoyles Sunglasses?
Gucci Sunglasses: Always Fashionable
You Can't Buy DJ Size "Sunglasses" at Your Opthalmologist ('Cause it's a crap remake of a killer '80's tune, "Sunglasses at Night")
Get in the Game with Bolle Sunglasses

My Marriage Articles

Well, not articles about my marraige, of course, since I've never been legally married (Don't ask). However, Peter likes marriages so much he's on his second. This is a picture of him with his first wife and first child back in the hairy days of the 1970's.

These articles are different from the ones in My Relationship Advice Articles and My Wedding Travel Articles (I think).

From MarraigeWebsite.org.uk:
Your Marraige Quotes Will Haunt You For The Rest Of Your Life
No Shame In Going To Marriage Counseling
What You Need To Know About Costa Rica Marraige Customs
Legally, No Common Law Marraige In The UK (Contains autobiographical information, sadly)
How To Get A California Marraige License

From Helium:
Worst Wedding Advice

From SearchYourLove Online Dating:
When A Marrige Is Interracial, Wife + Husband Need Teamwork (I had no choice of title.)

My Aloe Vera Articles

Let's pretend the plants all around Peter are aloe vera plants, shall we?

From www.AloeVeraWebsite.co.uk:
Have Celulitis? Aloe Vera Can Help
How To Gro Aloe Vera: You Don't Need A Gren Thumb
Aloe Vera for Acne: Part of an Overall Acne Management Plan
Why Drink Simply Natural Aloe Vera Juice (My kingdom for a punchline.)
Aloe Vera Cream: Good For You, But Not For Guinea Pigs (I can stick guinea pigs into any topic, I swear!)

My iPod Articles

One day, I hope to actually get one and carry my PG music everywhere... as soon as know that I won't immediately loose it. Perhaps I need them to glow in the dark.

From iPodAcessoriesSite.com:
What You Need To Know About An iPod Photo Accessory
JBL iPod Accessories Bring A New Dimension to Your Mp3 Files
On the Road Again with Bluetooth iPod Accessories for Cars

From My Tech Cafe:
Don't Be Scared of iPod Video Accessories

From Technology and Gadgets:
Designer iPod Cases: Why Not?

My Life Insurance Articles

They say fortune favors the fool. For those of us not lucky enough to be fools, we are stuck getting insurance.

(Taken at the 2008 MIDEM awards, where a broken leg couldn't keep Peter away).

From www.LifeInsuraceStuff.com:
Be Careful with No Medical Exam Life Insurance
Is Aetna Life Insurance Right For Your Life?
American Generian Life Insurance Company: Not Just for Soldiers
All About the California Life and Health Insurance Guarentee Association
What the Heck are Life Insurance Coverage Attorneys?

My Headache Articles

Peter might be able to laugh off a headache, but I find it a bit too painful to do so.  One of the reasons I get paid to write about headaches and migraines is because I suffer from them.  Joy. (Photo by UrbanImage)

From Yahoo! Voices:
What Are the Causes of Cluster Headaches?
Thunderclap Headaches: Symptoms and Treatment
Causes of Sex Headaches
Differences Between Headaches and Migraines

From eHow:
How Long Should a Headache Last Before Seeing a Doctor?
What Are the Causes of Nausea and Headache?