My Work Articles

Peter at work looks a lot happier than most people in their jobs. Then again, Peter's job is to be a rock star. Why shouldn't he be smiling?

From Where We Relax:
Be Nice To Retail Workers
Retail Therapy
Reducing Work Related Stress

From Helium:
Why Some People Are Always Late For Work
Good Teenage Summer Jobs
Things You Should Never Do At Work
Testimonies: Working In Retail
Do You Hate Your Job?
Should You Quit Your Day Job to Blog?

From Dealing With Headaches:
Computer Headache
Migraines At Work

From Glyfosat.com:
Working at an Emergency Dental Clinic

From eHow:
How to Become an Accountant in Australia
How to Write an Interview Thank You Note
How to Become a Vet Tech in PA

My Odds And Sods Articles

These are articles and blog posts that just don't seem to fit in any of the other categories. Also, I couldn't wait anymore to post this photo.

From Helium:
Do Mainstream Media Outlets Favor Bad News Instead Of Good News?
The Importance of a Promise
McDonald's Big Mac Turned 40 in 2007: Time To Retire This Icon Of Unhealthy Fast Food?
Least Favorite Star Trek Character
Gun Control: Will Less Macho Men Make Owning Guns Obselete? (Short answer: No)

From cosmeticswebsite.co.uk:
Eye Makeup Tips For Those Who Wear Glasses

From SheffieldWebsite.co.uk:
How to Find a Sheffield Solicitor

From eHow:
How to Prevent Common Breakdancing Injuries
How to Use a Semicolon in Bible Scripture (I still have no idea why they wanted an article on this, but I took the job.)

From Great Outdoor Barbeques:
The Tasty Variety of Meco Charcoal Grills

From TK Ceramics:
What You Should Know About Choosing Ceramic Tile Flooring> (Not the title I gave it.)

My Organic Articles

All of these articles are 100% written by me and not by artificial preservatives or supported by chemical synthetic fertilizers.

And Peter seems to be all natural, too -- although he does insist on wearing clothes...

I found this pix on the web (Peter didn't give it to me, sadly) but that is a genuine organic PG autograph.

From Garden Growth, where I'm given the artificial name "Luvi Marie":
Fertilizers Used In Growing Organic Food
Can Organic Farming Feed The World?

From All About Women's Perfume where I am "Amenda":
What's Organic About Organic Perfume?

From www.transported.org:
What You Need To Know About Organic Baby Clothes
The Advantages of Organic Baby Bedding
Can You Trust Organic Foods?

From Dealing With Headaches:
Organic Headaches (I kid you not -- there is a real medical term called organic headaches.)

From linkroll:
Using Baking Soda for Organic Plant Care
Organic Gardening SPrays to Keep Nibbling Animals Away
Should You Use Organic Seeds And Plants In Your Organic Garden?
Turn Your Windowsill Into an Indoor Organic Garden
What You Need To Know About Organic Garden Magazine
Is An Organic Garden a Vegetarian Garden? (Short answer: No.)
Going Extra Green with Your Organic Garden Design
Organic Vegetable Garden: What's Old Is New Again
What is Organic About Organic Plants?
Commonsense Organic Gardening Tips For Everyone>

My Stop Snoring Articles

I have no idea if PG snores. I have no idea if I snore, come to think of it. Laurie Anderson, when presenting the MTV Video Vanguard Award, claimed Peter sings in his sleep (because he slept in the studio, of course). Apparantly, he groans some sort of primordial dirge in his sleep. There's a happy mental image to rock you to sleep tonight.

From linkroll:
Pillaring: The Easy New Procedure To Help Stop Snoring
You Always Have Snoring Treatment Options
Are There Any Tricks To Stop Snoring?
Can You Stop Snoring By Singing?
Easy Exercises To Stop Snoring
Is There A Vocal Exercise To Stop Snoring?
Pay Attention To These Tips To Help Stop Snoring
Stop Snoring, Sleep Better: It's Possible
What You Need To Know About Stop Snoring Aids
Would It Kill You To Listen To Some Stop Snoring Advice?

From Hub Pages:
All About Dog Snoring

From The World Health Guide under the moniker "Healthy Living":
What You Need to Know About Stop Snoring Products
Slightly Sadistic Anti Snoring Products
Pillows: The Best Stop Snoring Device
Snoring Products To Help You Get Better Sleep
Using an Anti Snoring Device
See Your Dentist for the Latest Stop Snoring Device

My Holiday From Hell Articles

I'd like to say this is an undoctored photo, but I'd obviously be lying. This was the Xmas card from Mrs. RatBag from the Solsbury Hill forums. It was so good, I had to steal it. That should give you a good hint as to what these articles and blogposts are like.

From Helium:
The Cheapest Christmas Gift I Ever Received
Should Live Trees Be Cut Down For Christmas Trees? (Good God, NO!)
Reflections: Why I Hate Wine as a Holiday Gift
Bah, Humbug : Why I Hate Christmas
Angora Rabbits: Suitable Pet for a Child for Christmas? (NO pet is a suitable Christmas gift!)

From Dealing With Headaches:
Headaches During Christmastime? Blame the Victorians!
Headache Blog Carnival
Christmas Muzak Headaches

From Where We Relax:
No Such Thing As The Perfect Christmas
December Holiday Stress Tips
The Guilt of Being Human

From stressrelief.found.here, where I am "raoul":
Christmas Stress -- Relief Is Available

From linkroll:
Christmas in Spain: Are You Insane? (Mainlt on the plain...)

My Problem Of Evil Articles

Things get a little heavy in the philosophy and religion channels over at Helium, a site for writers where titles are thrown at you to write about. Since "why does the world suck" titles kept popping up, I just couldn't resist. Beats writing about reverse foreclosure investments any day...wait...maybe that's actually writing about the same thing...

From Helium:
Why Do We Have Problems In Life?
What God Can Do
Why There Is So Much War, Famine, Hatred And Evil In The World
If God Is So Powerful, Why Does Evil Exist?
What Is Wrong With The World?
Why Do People Tell Lies?
10 Things I Hate About The World We Live In

My Teeth Whitening Articles

TWINK! I guess the current fad for whiter, brighter teeth makes it easier for people to ignore the darkness all around them. Well, at least I get paid to write about it. (My Dental Articles now have their own category.)

From tooth-whitening.plus-4.com/:
Don't Be Afraid Of Maryland Teeth Whitening Cosmetic Dentists (This is, of course, a lie. Be afraid.)
Get A Smile Makeover In Fort Worth Teeth Whitening
Be The Envy of Donny Osmond With Los Angeles Teeth Whitening Services (You know you've made it when Donny Osmond is jealous of you)
Teeth Whitening in Orange County -- Better Than Teeth "Orangeing" (Can you tell I couldn't take this assignment too seriously?)
What You Need To Know About Laser Teeth Whitening (It's a laser in your HEAD, that's what you need to know!)

My Attention Deficit Disorder Articles

The public has an incredibly short attention span. Peter sort of gaged his career around being able to hold someone's attention. This is one of his earlier attempts when he fronted Genesis. Although I am not sure why the photographer happened to choose that angle.

From www.youradhguide.com:
You Can Get Attention Deficit Disorder Tests Online (Beat the Christmas rush).
Honk If You Have CAARS: Connors Adult Attention Deficit Disorder Scale
Adults With ADD Can Turn To The Attention Deficit Disorder Association (I didn't have much choice in the title, sorry).
Homework Help For Attention Deficit Disorder Adolescents
How Do You Know If You Have Attention Deficit Disorder?

My Foreclosure Articles

The best advice I (and I guess Peter) can give about foreclosure is to come out of the closet and face up to it. Believe it or not, there are much worse things in life. And for those of who profit on other people's misries through prowling foreclosure notices, go back into the closet. Any happy Real Estate articles of mine now have their own category.

From linkroll.com:
Tips For Buying Tax Forclosure Properties (I shudder at the memory...)
Shopping Foreclosure Lists Can Give You Bargains
Stay Safe When Seeking To Stop Foreclosure Proceedings
What The Heck Are Pre-Forclosure Sales?
Stopping Foreclosure Process Can Be Done

From Step Before Closures.com:
Magic Words for Real Estate Investors: HUD Foreclsure
Real Estate Foreclosure Investing: Making the Best of a Bad Situation (Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.)

From Go Articles where I am ghosting for a "Jeff Glasser":
Bidding On A HUD Foreclosure Home

My WiFi Articles

The thought of wifi happening in our lifetimes blows me away, too. Thankfully in this photo, Peter is tethered.

From www.wirelessforinternet.com:
What You Need To Know About WiFi Radio (Hey -- it rhymes!)
Why You Need A Wireless Internet Card
Checklist For Choosing Your Wireless Internet Service Provider
Future Looks Bright For The Wireless Internet
The Lay of the LAN: About Wireless Networking (My apologies to the unklnown author of the pun used inthe title)

From linkroll.com:
WiFi Finders Get You Connected Faster
Installing Verizon Witreless Internet Yourself
Get Experienced Help With Sprint Wireless Internet
Why WiFi Adapters Give Good Game
The Advantages Of Alltel Wireless Internet
When Using WiFi, Don't Smell Good to a Sniffer
The World Wants To Know: How Does Wireles Internet Work?
Why Big Cities Are Having Problems With Public Broadband Wireless Internet
WiFi Hacking Proves Online Shopping Is Safer Than Real Shopping
The Pros And Cons Of High Speed Wireless Internet Access
What the Heck Are Windows Vista Wireless Routers?
How to Install Wireless Routers in the Real World
Comparison of High Speed and Wireless Routers: A Fine Line
Are There Such Things As Wireless Routers for Verizon DSL?
Understanding Routers: Take a Deep Breath, then Read

My Modern American Society Articles

Pretty much says it all...except for the articles below, that is.

(And no, I'm not in the Mickey Mouse suit or Peter Gabriel's suit...)

From Helium:
Is There Such A Thing As A "True" American? (Short answer: No)
Why Americans Fear Immagrants
Minimum Wage -- Is It Fair?
Nationalism In America
Should Criminals Convicted of Non-Violent Crimes Face Jail Terms? (Short answer: No)
Are Immigration And The Loss Of American Jobs Connected? (Short answer: No.)
Should Blacks Be Given Restitution?
Should US Immagration Laws Be Reformed? (Hell, yes.)
Should the US Boycott the 2008 Bejing Olympics?
My Favorite American Food: Boxed Macaroni And Cheese (Now you know)
If I Were President of the US...(Heads would roll.)
The History of Nuclear Energy in America

From Where We Relax:
I'm Bothering To Vote Today

My Traditional Chinese Medicine Articles

Now, children, take your Traditional Chinese Medicine or you'll wind up looking like this.

(Sorry, couldn't resist! :-) Off to go take my medicine.)

From Infinate Advice:
Great Doctors in the History of Chinese Medicine (He's dead, Jim!)
Don't Be Scared of Chinese Herbal Medicines FOr Your Children
The Long History of Traditional Chinese Medicine
Even Coca-Cola Is Looking Into Chinese Herbal Medicines
Take These Herbal Hemorrhoids Medicines And Call Me In The Morning (He's DEFINATELY dead, Jim!)
What's Old Is New Again: Alternative Herbal Medicines
Repulse the Invaders With Chinese Medicine For Sinus Infections
What You Need To Know About Traditional Chinese Medicine Powders
What's Old Is New Again: Alternative Herbal Medicines
Treating Your Dog With Chinese Herbal Alternative Medicines

From The World Health Guide where I'm listed as "Luvi":
Ancient Medicine Helps Modern Patients

My Crystal Healing Articles

I'd love to know the backstory behind this photo of Peter feeling up a hunk of very lucky quartz crystal. We all like bright, shiny objects. The seem to calm us and make us more tranquil. This is why crystal healing can be effective in conjunction (but NOT in place of) conventional medicine.

From Helium:
Crystal Healing: Does It Work?

From HubPages:
Practical Crystal Healing
Making Crystal Elixiers
Tryig To Find Reliable Information On Crystal Healing

From eHow:
How to Use Crystal Healing

My Stop Smoking Articles

Well, Peter just can't help it. He's always smoking, as this picture proves. (Rimshot).

From Discount Trade Cigarettes
I include the FAQ to this online cigarette site I wrote for becuase they never bothered to change my slightly sarcastic remarks on this page. No, I don't smoke, but $20 is $20, isn't it?

From The World Health Guide where I am listed as "Luvi":
How To Stop Smoking For Good This Time
Quit Smoking Advice From My Mom (True stuff!)
UK Hypnotherapy To Stop Smoking Saves Lives
Do Stop Smoking Hypnosis CDs Really Work?
What You Need To Know About Stop Smoking Drugs (You know, I don;t think that was the best title I could've come up with...)

From linkroll:
How To Stop Smoking For Good
Cold Turkey: An Easy Way To Stop Smoking
Does Stop Smoking Medication Work? No, it's always on the dole.
You Can Quit Smoking With Hypnotherapy
You Can't Stop Smoking Without Cravings

My Memory Articles

And for those of you who recognised this still from Peter's "I Don't Remember" video, well done!

When I remember Peter or the Peter that visits me in my dreams, he tends to look like this.

From InfinateAdvice.com:
What You Need To Know About Memory Testers
Practical Memory Techniques For Real Life Situations
The Pros And Cons Of A Photographic Memory (Contains autobiographical stuff...I think...)

My Baby Articles

All of my articles are my "babies", in a way. Thankfully, I've never had any of the other kind! Here is a pic or Peter and his youngest child, a son named Issac.

From InfinateAdvice.com:
What The Heck Are Baby Memory Books? (Contains autobiographical stuff.)
Baby Bottle Gift Sets: Perfect For Animal Shelters (No speciesism here!)

From Helium:
Are Children a Blessing From God?
The Benefits of Adoption

From www.parentingkidsfamily.com:
Foster Baby Gifts Appreciated By Foster Parents
Why Not Get An Unusual Baby Gift? (Don't answer that!)
Include Books In Baby Toys Gift Baskets
Blankets: The Best Homemade Baby Shower Gift Ever (Contains autobiographical info about me & my Banky)

From www.transported.org:
What You Need To Know About Organic Baby Clothes
The Advantages of Organic Baby Bedding

From Happy Parenting Now:
Hiring a Babysitter/Nanny Screening Service

My Computer Security Articles

At the moment, I don't have a clever little paragraph to introduce this list. Writing about computer security will do that to you. This is a photo of Peter taken in his "Shed of Dreams", available for $250,000 (US) but Peter is unfortunately not included. Also, I don't know whether any free computer security software is included, either. But I think the lava lamp is.

Click a few words to the right for My Identity Theft Articles.

From InfinateAdvice.com:
You Can Have Too Much Virus Removal Software
You And Your Data Are Safe With Anti Spyware Downloads
Boot Virus Removal: It Exists
What You Need To Know About MSN Messenger Virus Removal
Stay Super Safe With SUPER Anti Spyware

From linkroll.com:
Practical Mac Laptop Saftey

From Our Views where I am listed as "Publisher":
You Can Have Too Much Virus Removal Software

From Helium:
Why Relying On Free Antivirus Software is a Bad Idea
(Contains autobiographical material)
Are Mackintosh Computers Safe From Online Threats
How to Detect PayPal and eBay Scams

From Windows Vista Repair Blog:
Why You Need Vista Backup Prograom Files
The Advantages of Computer Backup Software
Got to Back Up My PC: Now More Than Ever

From SearchYour Love Online Dating:
Don't Get Hooked By A Phishing Email

My Website Instruction Articles

Peter was originally contracted to write about building and maintaining a website (since he knows a heck of a lot more about it than I do) but I got the job because I could make a deadline. (Sorry! Couldn't resist!)

From Rent A Webmaster:
Software Consulting
Custom Software Solutions
Business Software Solutions
Website Development
Website Development Software (I see they keep changing the title)
Web Page Development Tools
Web Site Development Programs
E-commerce Website Development
Website Hosting
Multiple Web Hosting
Secure Website Hosting
Make The Most Of Your Business With Unlimited Website Hosting
If The Three Little Pigs Built Ecommerce Websites
Problems With Relying on Biult In Ecommerce Website Solutions
Things To Keep In Mind With Ecommerce Website Development

My Homeless Articles

Well, these articles have a home, but I didn't for most of the five and a half years I lived in England. My Mom wants me to write all of those experiences down, but I can't face that just yet.

Oddly enough, although living within a few miles of Peter's studio in Wiltshire, I never went to visit him. He did walk by me a couple of times when I was in Bath and biked by me in Bathwick. However, I felt so ashamed of myself for being homeless that I hid from him. When you feel ashamed of yourself, the last person you want to notice you is your hero.

All of these aricles are based on my experiences as a homeless person in England.

From www.campingwebsite.com.uk/:
Tent Camping Among The Homeless
Easy Camping Recipes From A Former Homeless Person

From www.fitness-equipment-health.com:
Wilderness Survival Kits Of A Former Homeless Person

From Savvy Cafe:
Wilderness Living Happens
Wilderness Survival Tips From a Former Homeless Person

From http://roofingyourself.net/ where I am listed as "Gordon":
The Plastic Roofing In My English Misadventure
Roofing Products When Building Your Bender

From Home Tips Guide:
Pest Control Pellet Guns Recommended To Control Addicts

From InfinateAdvice.com:
Drug Addiction Counseling Essential For Homeless

From HubPages:
The Medicinal Properties of Clove Oil Or, aromatherapy among Britian's homeless.

From Helium:
Why We Should Treat The Homeless With Compassion

From eHow:
How to Build a Bender Home
About the Homeless Population

From Training Collar Blog:
Other Uses for Spiked Leather Dog Collars

My Exploring Human Nature Articles

Yes, I wrote some of these articles just as an excuse to stick this picture of Peter from his "I Don't Remember" video on this blog. You have guessed correctly, my child. Go have a cookie.

From Helium:
Are People Inhernetly Good? (Are you kidding me?)
The seed of the serpent: Are other-dimensional beings in control of our world leaders? (Now that's a title I wish I'd thought up!)
Do We Need Humor On A Daily Basis?
How To Tell If Someone Hates You(When I saw this topic was up for grabs, I couldn't resist grabbing!)

From Where We Relax:
Lead A Less Stressful Life By Learning How To Lie
Giggle Fits
The Guilt of Being Human (Which mentions Peter Gabriel).

My Bird Articles

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! No -- Yes, It's a bird! Better get those umbrellas up, everyone!"

From Helium:
On Owning Ravens
Humor: Pets (About Snowball, the Cockatoo who loves the Backstreet Boys).

From www.centerone.org:
How to Find Pet Insurance Bird Lovers Need

From Savvy Cafe:
Twitchers Go For Bird Walking

From www.koi-ponds-guide.com/:
Making Unique Ponds: Duck Ponds

From www.linkroll.com:
The Symbolism Behind a Sparrow Tattoo

From Chopper Tattoo:
The Magical Promise of Phoenix Tattoos (Even mythological birds still count as birds.)

From The Pet Guide where I am "Pet Help":
the Ethical Problems of Being a Parrot Breeder
Bird Breeders Often Start Out as Quaker Parrot Breeders
Signs of a Good Amazon Parrot Breeder
Ways to Find a Reputable Senegal Parrot Breeder
The Questions Your Electus Parrot Breeder Should Ask You
Grey Parrot Breeder or Grey Parrot Rescuer?

My Freedom of Expression Articles

Here, Peter is excercising what should be a universal right for all, including all people. Just please, if you don't like these articles, refrain from expressing your freedom to me. Thanks!

From Helium:
Why Nationalism Has Disappeared (Actually, it hasn't, but I had no choice with the title.)
Is Profanity A Free Speech, Free Press Right? (F***ing YES!)
Why Do You Think Helium Is Named As Such? (Because we're all full of hot air, DUH)
What Would You Write In A Birthday Card For Helium?
Is Helium The Next Wikipedia? (Only in the virtual world can you bash a website and still get published on it!)
Should Smoking Be Allowed In Public Places? (Short answer: yes, because what next will be banned?)

My Genealogy Articles

And we can be assured that another generation of Gabriels will be acting really silly for our amusement. We need thses constants in life, I think.

In Peter's past, there's a timber baron and a Lord Mayor of London. He has also said he has been told that all Gabriels in England were secended from a Spanish sailor who somehow survived the Spanish Armada and went around seducing English roses, However, Peter has never gone on record saying whether he believed that or not. But, who cares? Makes a great story, doesn't it -- and, quite frankly, we are the sum of our stories, aren't we?

From Zimbio, where I taken on the guise of "venturist":
Older Genealogists Hate Free Genealogy Sites
Climb Your Family Tree With Genealogy Software
Genealogy Search Engines Are Just A Click Away

From www.guidetofamilytree.com/:
The Historical Importance Of New York Genalogy
Beware of Blarney in Your Irish Genealogy (I couldn't resits entitling it that, sorry.)
You're Not On Your Own Tracing Your German Genealogy
Genealogy Websites For Horses And Their Caretakers (Yup -- I just had to do an animal related one!)
How Genealogy Research used To Be
Make Your Own Free Genealogy Websites
What About Canadian Geneaology, Eh?

My Witch/Pagan Articles

One of these days, even if it's just for a day, I'm going to make a proper Pagan out of Peter. (Betcha can't say that three times fast!) Since he used to dress like this on stage, I think I might have a shot. A proper Pagan seems to be screaming to come out of him. He certainly has the wardrobe. I'm sure he could better in it.

From Helium:
Understanding Eccletic Witchcraft (Contains autobiographical material)
Pagan Community
The Most Popular Religion On Earth (My Title this time)
The Ethics of Love Spells
Helpful Tips for New Pagans
How Witches Fly

From linkroll.com:
The Pagan Prediliction for Tribal Tattoos

My Warts And All Articles

Yeah, warts can definately be a problem at times. (In case you are completely baffled by the image, it is Peter in there in one of the costumes he wore when in Genesis...yes, he was in Genesis. Now, shut up and go to the list.)

From FastWartRemoval.com where I am listed as "Pat":
Genital Wart Signs: They Won't Be In Neon
Living With Genital Warts
What You Need To Know About Home Remedies For Genital Warts

From FastWortRemoval.com:
Do You Have Plantars Warts? (Contains autobiographical information).
The Magic of Wart Removal

From linkroll:
HPV: The Wart Virus
What You Need to Know About Wart Medication
What You Need to Know About Wart and Mole Vanish Cream
What the Heck is a Smooth Wart? (Short answer: It's still a wart)
Plantar's Wart: Alternative Medicine Options for You
What Does a Plantar Wart Look Like? Gross (Hey, some people need practical advice)
What You Need to know About Genital Wart Removers
Wart Cures in Urban Legend
Natural Wart Remedies Exist
Is There Such a Thing As a Permenant Wart Removal? (Short answer: No.)

My Pet Insurance Articles

OK, I know that monkeys don't make good pets but I was stuck for a photo with PG in it, so the best I could do was a still from "Shock The Monkey", where Peter plays a character who looks a heck of a lot like an insurance salesman. Anyway, the Animal section was getting ridiculously large, so I had to splinter some off. That, and I needed a good excuse to stick up this picture.

From www.centerone.org/:
What You Need To Know About Banfield Pet Insurance
What You Need To Know About ASPCA Pet Insurance
What Your Pets Need To Know About ASDA Pet Insurance
How To Find Pet Insurance Bird Lovers Need
Is There Such Thing As Low Cost Pet Health Insurance?
How To Pick the Best Pet Insurance Policy For Your Pet (As you can tell, I was quickly running out of title options...)
Where To Find Pet Insurance Ratings
Does Your Pet Need Vet Pet Insurance?
A Bite Of Common Sense: Pet Liability Insurance
More Insurance Companies Offer Pet Insurance
Take Shelter In PetPlan Breeder Insurance
When Things Get Financial, Insurance Pet Reports Help (The keyphrase I had to keep repeating was "financial insurance pet report". ARRGGH!)
Get Shelter Care Pet Insurance Along With Your New Best Friend

From d.pet-pet-insurance.blogspot.com/ where I amlisted as "Patty":
QuickCare Pet Insurance Makes Tails Wag

From The Poodle Guide where I'm given the moniker "Poodle Care":
Do You Really Need Pet Health Care Insurance?
Help Is at "Paw" with Pet Health Pharmacy

My Aching Back Articles

Oh, let's just get on with the list, shall we?

From Health And Wellness Acess:
The History of the Chiropractor and Pain
Chiropractor Malpractice Insurance A Must For Today's Chiropractors (See above article for the reason why)
What The Heck Is A Chiropractor Inversion Table?

From linkroll.com:
Allegra and Back Pain -- Hey, It Can Happen
Healing Spells For Lower Back Pain Remedies
Can a Misaligned Rib Cause Upper Back Pain? You Bet! (Contains autobiographical material)
Severe Back Pain Is In Your Back, Not In Your Head
What You Need To Know About Herniated Disc Back Pain

From Medicine Health Fitness:
Basic Information On Becoming A Chiropractor In America
Straighten Yourself Out With Lakewood Chiropractor

My Shoe Articles

If it fits...writes an article about it. If it doesn't fit, write two (or three).

From Savvy Cafe:
Welcome to the Next Generation of Waterproof Hiking Shoes

From www.taichi.co.uk/:
What To Look For In Tai Chi Shoes

From petswebsite.org.uk/:
Hit The Trail With Mountain Horse Riding Boots (Contains autobiographical information)

From linroll:
What You Need To Know About Yoga Sandals

My Hookah Articles

I'm not entirely sure I want to know the circumstances surrounding this photo. I think Peter mistook a hookah for a Crazy Straw and this was the result. Even if that's not what happened, it's the way I prefer to think to think what happened. So, put that in your hookah and smoke it.

From Urbanhookah.com:
Herbal Shisha Still Gives Great Smoke
Hookahs: Why Bother?

My Hair Loss Articles

OK, I guess this was an inevitable topic I'd have to write about being not only a Peter Gabriel fan, but a Patrick Stewart fan, too. I'd go bald if I could socially get away with it...and didn't have to shave my head every other day (hell, I have a hard enough time just shaving my legs). I think bald or balding men put out more human sex pheremones than their hairer brothers.

Come to think of it, I think I stole that line from Peter. Oh well, on with the list, then.

From linkroll:
How Effective Are Hair Loss Treatments For Women?
Finding Information On Womens Hair Loss Products
What Causes Hair Loss In Women?
Sudden Hair Loss Is A Bad Sign
What You Need To Know Nexium And Hair Loss
Leading Hair Loss Causes In Guinea Pigs (Yes, I had to write about guinea pigs or I'd explode.)
Hair Loss Remedies For You
Rosemary, A Natural Hair Loss Product (Unfortunately, I couldn't do much about the title. Rosemary encourages hair growth -- it doesn't make it fall out.)
Things To Keep In Mind About Women's Hair Loss (ditto)
Sexy Hair Loss Solutions For Men (They kept in the Peter Gabriel stuff!)

From Propecia Home:
Does Your Hair Color Make You More Prone to Hair Loss?

From www.GoodHealthTips.org, where I ghostwrite for "Pat" advice:
Female Hair Loss: A Growing Problem?
The Major Causes of Hair Loss
Major Causes of Hair Loss In Women

From Learning How.com:
Vitamins For Hair Loss: What Else Have You Left To Lose?

From The World Health Guide, where my moniker is "Healthy Living" (damn -- now they know my middle name!):
What You Need To Know About The Toppik Hair Loss Scam

My Christian Themed Articles

I was a Christian, but not anymore. That being said, if you want to be a Christian, all Powers to you. When Peter was asked by Q magazine what religion he was, he replied that he was mostly Buddhist, "But in times of fear and desperation, a Christian." Here are some views of my former religion having come out the other side.

From Helium:
Should Christian Churches Allow Gays To Be Ordained As Priests? (Short answer : YES)
Why Can't Atheists And Christians Just Get Along With Each Other? (Short answer: They do, when they don't discuss God)
Are the Christian Gospels Really Good News? (Short answer: NO. Contains autobiographical information)
Bible: Word of God or Work of the Devil? (Short answer: Aren't there any more choices?)
What Do Other Faiths Think of Christ? (Short answer: Pardon?)
Was Mary Jesus' Mother? (Short answer: who cares?)
Could Christianity Survive Without the Bible? (Short answer: It already does)
Is It Possible To Live A Life Without Sin? (Short answer: Why would you WANT to?)
How To Write Eye-Catching Christian Articles (Note: this article is satirical)
Was Jesus The First Feminist? (Short answer: No.)
Why Don't Young People Come To Church?
Is the Bible Trustworthy?
Christian Thought on Vegetarianism
Are Church Traditions Getting in the Way of Being Christian?
Which Biblical Figure Do You Most Admire? (The horse from the Book of Job).
Dangerous Myths: The Second Coming of Christ

My Metaphysical Articles

Peter made me do it.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it :-)

(I found the photo on Flickr, made by Itsthecrew!)

From Helium (where you can't pick the titles):
New Age: Thought Process or Religion?
The Personal Risk of a Personal Journey(Contains autobiographical info)
Why Do We Have Problems In Life
Witnessing the Paranormal (Contains autobiographical info)
Are Angels Real Or Imaginary?
Are Paranormal & Supernatural Activities On The Increase? (Sadly, no.)
What God Can Do (And we ain't talkin' Eric Clapton...)
How To Tell If You're Posessed (Well, some people need practical advice...)
Why Religions Exist (Couldn't resist that one!)
What is The Meaning of Time?
How Breakdowns Can Lead To Breakthroughs
What Is The Soul?
Faith and Reason: Search for Truth
How Religion Can Lead To Violence

My Camera Camera Articles

You know -- the kind where you put film in and have to take it out and get it developed -- those kinds of cameras? That being said, I have NO idea what kind of camera Peter has in his hot little hands there. Reaquaint yourself with what camera cameras are with the articles on this list:


From www.guide-to-digital-cameras.com (Yes, I still have to talk about digital cameras with camera camera articles):
Buying A Used Camera Lens Off Of eBay
Nikon Camera Lenses Help Ease NAS (NAS = Nikon Acquistion Syndrome)

From SavvyCafe.com:
Camera Battery Should Help Determine What Camera You Pick

My Security Camera Articles

The title, of course, is an in-joke to PG fans (his 4th eponymous album was called Security in America). But, whenever a panic attack comes on about the seemingly insurmountable problems in the world, I need only play "Sledgehammer" to get back my sense of balance. Thanks, Peter. I owe you a few, man.

(Like he's gonna take me up on it...)

Not to be confused with My Alarm System Articles.

From www.linkroll.com: (Sorry I can't do anything about the graphics on that site)
Outdoor Security Cameras Are Beyond Cool
Why Bother With Wireless Security Video Cameras
Stay Super Safe with Samsung Security Cameras
You Don't Need a Security Camera to Have a Security Camera Yard Sign (So there...)
Network Security Cameras: Now You Can Be Big Brother

From Savvy Cafe:
What You Need to Know About Panasonic Security Cameras
Do You Need an Infrared Security Camera?
Horse Breeders Need Hidden Secuirty Cameras
Using Remote Security Cameras With Your Computer

From Stats Sheet, where I am "Quinn Redmond":
Hidden Security Camera Equipment for Wildlife Filming

From IsYourHomeSecure.com:
Home Video Camera Security: Why Bother?
Turn Your PC Into a Home Security Video Monitor

My Excercise Equipment Articles

I'm not entirely sure what machine Peter is using here because it's been nearly forever since I've seen the inside of a gym. However, that doesn't stop me from writing about the equipment other people sweat on. My excercise equipment? Walking my dog gives me a full body workout.

I kinda wonder if Peter works out to music...and if so, what? "Eye of the Tiger?" "The Ride of the Valkries?" "Kung Fu Fighting"? "Bolero"? What? These interviewers always ask him dumb questions like "Is there going to be a Genesis reunion?" Why not "What tunes do you work out to?"

From Fitness Equipment & Health:
What You Should Know About Rowing Machines
How To Find Rowing Machine Reviews
The Design of Rowing Machines is Designed For All Bodies (Sorry about the title)
The Advantages of a Used Rowing Machine
Find Rowing Machine Ratings On TrainerSecrets.com

From www.ellipticaltrainertreadmill.com:
What You Need To Know About Elliptical Training
Elliptical Trainer Benefits: Believe The Hype
What You Need To Know About Orbitrek Elliptical Trainers
What The Heck Is An Elliptical Excerise Machine?
Not All Elliptical Equipment Is The Same
A Buyer's Guide To Used Elliptical Machines
What You Need To Know About Reebok Ellipticals
Can You Afford An Ironman Elliptical Excerise Machine?
Don't Be Scared of Lifecore Ellipticals
The Advantages of Nordic Track Ellipticals In Your Workout

From linkroll:
Finding Treadmill Ratings Online
What You Need To Know About Tunturi Treadmills
Things to Look for in a Good Commercial Treadmill
Qualitities of a Good Treadmill Machine
The Pros and Cons of Motorized Treadmills for Dogs