My Dream Articles

These are articles I've written on the subject of dreams, not subjects I dream I could write about. What I dream about being paid to write about are the dreams I have of Peter Gabriel, especially the lucid ones. Ah, but I guess I can dream...

From HubPages:
Your Body Speaks To You Through Your Dreams

From Where We Relax
Coping With Nightmares
Benefits to Nightmares (Briefly mentions Peter Gabriel.)

From Helium:
Single & Happy -- Myth or Not? Here, I talk a lot about my relationship with Dream Peter Gabriel.
People You See In Dreams Briefly mentions Peter.
How To Make Sense Of Your Dreams
Why Do We Dream? Talks quite a bit about Dream Peter.
Lucid Dreaming: Fact or Fiction? Fact.
Forgetting Dreams inthe Morning: What You Can Do To Remember
Lucid Dream Experiences Lots about Dream Peter.
Memoirs: Nightmares
Do You Ever Have Mysterious Dreams?

From Dealing With Headaches:
Headaches After Lucid Dreaming
Migraines In Dreams

From eHow:
How to Interpet Reoccurring Dreams
How to recognize When You're Dreaming

My Asthma Articles

Photo by Larry Fast of Peter before a show in Cardiff, Wales in 1980. The saddest thing about this photo is that I recognised Peter even before I read the photographer's remarks. Anyway, here Peter is apprantly doing something to keep his throat from going sore...at least, that what he says he's doing. Well, blow me down, Peter.

From Health Fitness Help:
Signs of Asthma Won't Be In Neon
Many Options For Those With Chronic Asthma
The Many Theoretical Causes Of Asthma
Knowing Your Asthma Treatment Guidelines Means Power Over Your Asthma (Sorry about the title)
Asthma Attack Treatment Must Be Immediate

From All About Asthma:
Is There Such a thing as an Exercise for Asthma? (Short answer: Yes).
Asthma Sufferers Need An Exercise Induced Asthma Treatment Plan

From GoodHealthTips.org where I give "Pat" answers:
How to Recognize Exercise Induced Asthma Symptoms

My SERP (SEO) Articles

You SERP, I SERP, everybody surfs SERP...you don't know what SERP is? Go Google it.

From firenzie:
SERP Benefits of Different Languages On Your Web Site
It's No Secret Listing Your Site In The SERPS
Sucessful Link Building Strategies

From Rent A Webmaster:
Search Engine Optimization (SEO)
Search Engine Ranking
Traffic (Not what you think)
Search Engine Ranking Position
Search Engine Positioning Keywords
Improve Search Engine Position
Search Engine Position Consulting
Search Engine Positioning
Search Engine Positioning Experts
Website Maintenance

My Migraine Articles

With migraines, you often see hallucinations and hear them, too. But I think Peter just did a little too much partying around New Year's, probably with Bono, Steve Martin and the Italian Olympic snowboarding team. 

As I am a migraineur (a fancy word meaning "person who suffers from migraines") I have, sadly, a lot of experience dealing with migraines.  Here is a small sampling of the hundreds of articles I've written about migraines.

From eHow:
How to Manage Caffeine-Withdrawal Migraine
How Does Imitrex Work on Migraine Headaches?
Proplanolol For the Treatment of Migraines
Migraine Myths
Menopause and Migraines
Symptoms of Period Migraines
Tension Vs. Sinus Vs. Migraine Headache

From Yahoo! Voices:
What Is Causing My Migraine?
How Doctors Diagnose Migraines
Migraines: Common Types, Symptoms and Treatments

My Cell Phone Articles

Here Peter is donating one of his old cell phones to save the world somehow. He is a great believer in saving the world through "mo-bi-el" phones (as he pronounces them).

Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out if it is worth re-activating my cell phone. I still think that in twenty or thirty years, cell phones will result in a lot of brain tumors. When that day comes, I will righteously resist the urge to say "Told you so!"

From refresharticles.com:
What The Heck Are Neoprene Cell Phone Cases?

From Helium:
Should Cell Phones Be Banned In Restauraunts? (Yes, PLEASE.)

From Zimbio where I am ghostwriting for "platiunumcash":
Apple iPhone Review: Don't Believe the Hype

From linkroll:
Are iPhone Software Downloads More Annoying Than iPhone Users?
Get Your iPhone Unlocked: Why Bother?
Be Careful With iPhone Wallpaper
What You Need To Know About iPhone Earphones?
What the Heck is the iPhone For Verizon?
Be Wary of Free iPhone Downloads
What's the Big Deal About an Unlocked iPhone?
Be Careful With iPhone Music Downloads
What You Need to Know About iPhone Music Ringtones

My Meditation Articles

You can tell that Peter's been meditating for years. The colored rays shooting out from his head is a dead give away.

From www.meditationwebsite.co.uk:
Spiritual Meditation Can Benefit Any Spirituality, Even Atheism
You Are Your Best Philosopher In Meditation
Can You Really learn Meditation From Meditation Home Study? (Short answer: YES)
What You Need To Know About Meditation Gardens
Guided Meditation Scripts May Help You With Better Meditation

From Hub Pages:
Tea Meditation

From linkroll.com:
Meditation Exercises For Everybody
A Breif History of Mediation In the West
What The Heck Is Energy Meditation?
The Many Benefits of Meditation
You Don;t Have To Be Buddhist To Practice Buddhist Meditation
Zen and the Art of Zen Mediation
What The Heck Is Cosmic Meditation?
Healing Meditation: Part of an Overall Health Solution
Meditation Tips For Everybody
Teach Yourself Spiritual Meditation

From Helium:
How To Tame Lust Through Meditation

From Where We Relax:
Eating Mindfully For Good Health
The Cat's Mantra

My Tai Chi Articles

Apparantly, during the TED awards, Peter's jumper led the crowd in some tai chi. (Actually, I have no idea what Peter is doing here. Tai chi just seems like a best guess).

From www.taichi.co.uk/:
The Serene Grace of Wu Tai Chi
What To Look For In Tai Chi Shoes
Yoga Positions Compared To Tai Chi Positions
The History of Sun Style Tai Chi
Some Different Basic Tai Chi Positions

My Head Full Of Snot Articles

Geshundteit, Peter.

From The Heath Care Center:
Is This A Sinus Infection Or A Toothache? (My luck, it'll be both)
You Don't Need A Medical Degree To See The Signs Of Sinus Infection
Super Sinus Infection Cures I breifly mention Peter Gabriel's Steam here.
There Are Some Problems With Sinus Surgery
Too Bad There Isn't a Stop Drainage Sign You Can Put On Your Nose (It's amazing what pops out of the keyboard when you are approaching a deadline...)

My Peter Gabriel Articles

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My Arty-Farty Critical Articles

Here, Peter looks how I feel about art, music, movie or literary critics. However, every now and then I get paid to produce such articles. These are the times I'm glad my name isn't on the by-line. Some people write porn, I write criticsm. But I'm an English major, so I'm actually qualified to dash hopes and dreams.

From Smart-Advices:
"I Love Your Band! Which One Is Luna Halo?" (This is about a band, but it's on a video games site. Oookkaaayyyy...)

From guide-to-perfume.com:
Keep On Dancing With Jitterbug Perfume (This is about a book, and it's on a perfume site).

From xego.com:
Water Ponds: Not Necessarily A Redundancy (Where I dissect a term being used more and more "water ponds").

From DigitalCenterOne.org
Black and White Best for Portrait Photography (Where I argue the pros and cons of Annie Liebovitz' use of color).

From horses.1to1guide.com:
Horse Riding Camps In Equine Literature (Did I ever mention I was an English major?)

From www.menopausesymptomsite.com:
Everybody Sing Now About Menopause Out Loud!

From www.petcarewatch.info/:
Read Dog Training Books With A Grain of Salt (and a strong stomach...)

From Dealing With Headaches:
Criticism Headaches

From Helium:
Book Reviews: Eragon, By Christopher Paolini (Where I compare it to The Black Stallion)
Terry Pratchett and His Books
Book Reviews: Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley (In short, it sucked.)
Book Review: Jungle Pilot
The Controversy Surrounding The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger
Book reviews: The Hunt for Red October
Book Club Reviews: The Science Fiction Book Club (The horror! The horror!)
An Overview of the Poetry of William Blake

My Celiac Disease Articles

When you have Celiac disease (gluten intolerance), you have to be careful of anything that you put into your mouth. Could that be one possible explanation why Peter no longer plays the flute?

From www.worldmedicalguide.com:
What Is Celiac Disease? Gluten Intolerance, That's What (Sadly, I had to write in "what is celiac disease" six times)
Variety Key To A Great Celiac Diet (Contains autobiographical information).

From The Health Care Center:
No Common Celiac Disease Symptoms
Cheer Up: There Is Such A Thing As Gluten Free Beer
Gluten Free Bread Is An Acquired Taste
Gluten Free Chinese Food Is Real Chinese Food
It's Not Hard To Learn Gluten Free Cooking
There Are Such Things As Gluten Free Grains
Now You've Seen Everything: Gluten Free Oats (Could you tell I was getting a little tired of the topic?)
Depressed Celiacs Need To Know: Is Bupropion Gluten Free? (Yipperdoodle. And I had to string that answer out to over 400 words.)

My Dealing With Common Pests Articles

No matter how cute they may be, eventually you have to deal with pests before they latch onto your cheek and not let go until they've sucked the last bit of sanity from you. Click on the link for articles dealing with the more common type of head lice.
From Home Tips Guide:
There Is Such A Thing As Enviornmentally Friendly Pest Control
Pest Control Pellet Guns Recommended To Control Addicts (Contains autobiographical information)
Termites Hate Terminix Pest Control
Pest Control Trianing In Dogs
Starting A Pest Control Business Need Not Bug You (Sorry, just couldn't resist -- )