My Unrequited Love Articles

Yes, Peter Gabriel is my big unrequited love.  However, he's been the best boyfriend I've ever had.  He never eats the last donut, he doesn't talk during the best parts of Star Trek and I don't have to deal with his family.  Come to think of it, I'm a lucky gal.

(Photo taken ca. 1989 during promotion for Passion album.)

From Yahoo! Voices:
Ways of Dealing with Unrequited Love

My Funny (Ha-Ha) Articles

These are articles that I hope will make you laugh.  And, remember, Peter is laughing at you, not with you.

From eHow:
How to Talk Like John Cleese
How to Talk Like William Shatner
How to Live Like Howard Hughes

From Celsias.com:
Climate Change Causes Caterpillar Kerfluffle
The Dead Enviornmentalist


From Yahoo! Voices:
15 Things to Do in a German Hotel Room when the Television Won't Work
The Key in My Hotel Wall
The Red Bull and Toilet Paper Lady
101 Uses for a Dead Tea Bag

My Food Articles

Photo of Peter taken in the Pump Rooms, Bath, UK.  Now, if you are what you eat than here PG must be full of imagination, becuse that spoon is empty.  Great photo, though!

From eHow:
What Are Food Minerals?

From webctor.com:
Learning About the My Pyramid Food Guidance System
7 Foods that Help You Lose Weight
8 Great Snacks Under 80 Calories Each
12 Super Foods to Help Shrink Your Belly
10 Top Foods for Your Brain
10 Foods that Help Build Muscle Bulk
10 Filthiest Foods that You are Eating

My Mad Cow Articles

From WebMD (written by WebMD folks, not me):

The disease can affect all age groups and is very hard to diagnose until it has nearly run its course. In the early stages of vCJD, people have symptoms related to the nervous system, like depression and loss of coordination. Later in the illness, dementia develops. But only in advanced stages of the disease can brain abnormalities be detected by MRI (magnetic resonance imaging). vCJD is fatal, usually within 13 months of the onset of symptoms.
 

You don't hear much about mad cow disease anymore.  Here are links to my mad cow articles for anyone nostalgic for the good old days when mad cow disease made headlines around the world:

From eHow:
How Does BSE Spread Among Cattle?
Facts on Mad Cow

My England Articles

Peter shows how everyone dresses in England.  I spent just over five years in England and, although most of that time I was homeless, miss England like crazy.  If I didn't have family commitments in America, I'd live in England.

Then again, I don't know if I'm allowed back in England...

(Image of PG as the character Britannia back in his Genesis days.)

From eHow:
How to Find a Long-Lost Friend in England
How to Busk in Bath, England
How to Learn Cockney Rhyming Slang

From HubPages:
Differences Between Keeping Dogs in England and America (Written with tongue firmly planted in cheek.)
Differences Between Keeping Cats in American and England (Ditto)
The Medicinal Properties of Clove Oil (or, How England's Homeless Population Treats Toothache)

From Yahoo! Voices:
American Manners Vs English Manners
My Favorite Summer Vacation: Bath, England in 1996
How the UK's NHS Saved This American's Life
Monty Python's King Arthur Vs the Historical King Arthur

From Celsias.com:
How to Cook and Eat Trashed Food (Or, How England's Homeless Eat)