My Bird Articles

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! No -- Yes, It's a bird! Better get those umbrellas up, everyone!"

From Helium:
On Owning Ravens
Humor: Pets (About Snowball, the Cockatoo who loves the Backstreet Boys).

From www.centerone.org:
How to Find Pet Insurance Bird Lovers Need

From Savvy Cafe:
Twitchers Go For Bird Walking

From www.koi-ponds-guide.com/:
Making Unique Ponds: Duck Ponds

From www.linkroll.com:
The Symbolism Behind a Sparrow Tattoo

From Chopper Tattoo:
The Magical Promise of Phoenix Tattoos (Even mythological birds still count as birds.)

From The Pet Guide where I am "Pet Help":
the Ethical Problems of Being a Parrot Breeder
Bird Breeders Often Start Out as Quaker Parrot Breeders
Signs of a Good Amazon Parrot Breeder
Ways to Find a Reputable Senegal Parrot Breeder
The Questions Your Electus Parrot Breeder Should Ask You
Grey Parrot Breeder or Grey Parrot Rescuer?

My Freedom of Expression Articles

Here, Peter is excercising what should be a universal right for all, including all people. Just please, if you don't like these articles, refrain from expressing your freedom to me. Thanks!

From Helium:
Why Nationalism Has Disappeared (Actually, it hasn't, but I had no choice with the title.)
Is Profanity A Free Speech, Free Press Right? (F***ing YES!)
Why Do You Think Helium Is Named As Such? (Because we're all full of hot air, DUH)
What Would You Write In A Birthday Card For Helium?
Is Helium The Next Wikipedia? (Only in the virtual world can you bash a website and still get published on it!)
Should Smoking Be Allowed In Public Places? (Short answer: yes, because what next will be banned?)

My Genealogy Articles

And we can be assured that another generation of Gabriels will be acting really silly for our amusement. We need thses constants in life, I think.

In Peter's past, there's a timber baron and a Lord Mayor of London. He has also said he has been told that all Gabriels in England were secended from a Spanish sailor who somehow survived the Spanish Armada and went around seducing English roses, However, Peter has never gone on record saying whether he believed that or not. But, who cares? Makes a great story, doesn't it -- and, quite frankly, we are the sum of our stories, aren't we?

From Zimbio, where I taken on the guise of "venturist":
Older Genealogists Hate Free Genealogy Sites
Climb Your Family Tree With Genealogy Software
Genealogy Search Engines Are Just A Click Away

From www.guidetofamilytree.com/:
The Historical Importance Of New York Genalogy
Beware of Blarney in Your Irish Genealogy (I couldn't resits entitling it that, sorry.)
You're Not On Your Own Tracing Your German Genealogy
Genealogy Websites For Horses And Their Caretakers (Yup -- I just had to do an animal related one!)
How Genealogy Research used To Be
Make Your Own Free Genealogy Websites
What About Canadian Geneaology, Eh?

My Witch/Pagan Articles

One of these days, even if it's just for a day, I'm going to make a proper Pagan out of Peter. (Betcha can't say that three times fast!) Since he used to dress like this on stage, I think I might have a shot. A proper Pagan seems to be screaming to come out of him. He certainly has the wardrobe. I'm sure he could better in it.

From Helium:
Understanding Eccletic Witchcraft (Contains autobiographical material)
Pagan Community
The Most Popular Religion On Earth (My Title this time)
The Ethics of Love Spells
Helpful Tips for New Pagans
How Witches Fly

From linkroll.com:
The Pagan Prediliction for Tribal Tattoos

My Warts And All Articles

Yeah, warts can definately be a problem at times. (In case you are completely baffled by the image, it is Peter in there in one of the costumes he wore when in Genesis...yes, he was in Genesis. Now, shut up and go to the list.)

From FastWartRemoval.com where I am listed as "Pat":
Genital Wart Signs: They Won't Be In Neon
Living With Genital Warts
What You Need To Know About Home Remedies For Genital Warts

From FastWortRemoval.com:
Do You Have Plantars Warts? (Contains autobiographical information).
The Magic of Wart Removal

From linkroll:
HPV: The Wart Virus
What You Need to Know About Wart Medication
What You Need to Know About Wart and Mole Vanish Cream
What the Heck is a Smooth Wart? (Short answer: It's still a wart)
Plantar's Wart: Alternative Medicine Options for You
What Does a Plantar Wart Look Like? Gross (Hey, some people need practical advice)
What You Need to know About Genital Wart Removers
Wart Cures in Urban Legend
Natural Wart Remedies Exist
Is There Such a Thing As a Permenant Wart Removal? (Short answer: No.)

My Pet Insurance Articles

OK, I know that monkeys don't make good pets but I was stuck for a photo with PG in it, so the best I could do was a still from "Shock The Monkey", where Peter plays a character who looks a heck of a lot like an insurance salesman. Anyway, the Animal section was getting ridiculously large, so I had to splinter some off. That, and I needed a good excuse to stick up this picture.

From www.centerone.org/:
What You Need To Know About Banfield Pet Insurance
What You Need To Know About ASPCA Pet Insurance
What Your Pets Need To Know About ASDA Pet Insurance
How To Find Pet Insurance Bird Lovers Need
Is There Such Thing As Low Cost Pet Health Insurance?
How To Pick the Best Pet Insurance Policy For Your Pet (As you can tell, I was quickly running out of title options...)
Where To Find Pet Insurance Ratings
Does Your Pet Need Vet Pet Insurance?
A Bite Of Common Sense: Pet Liability Insurance
More Insurance Companies Offer Pet Insurance
Take Shelter In PetPlan Breeder Insurance
When Things Get Financial, Insurance Pet Reports Help (The keyphrase I had to keep repeating was "financial insurance pet report". ARRGGH!)
Get Shelter Care Pet Insurance Along With Your New Best Friend

From d.pet-pet-insurance.blogspot.com/ where I amlisted as "Patty":
QuickCare Pet Insurance Makes Tails Wag

From The Poodle Guide where I'm given the moniker "Poodle Care":
Do You Really Need Pet Health Care Insurance?
Help Is at "Paw" with Pet Health Pharmacy

My Aching Back Articles

Oh, let's just get on with the list, shall we?

From Health And Wellness Acess:
The History of the Chiropractor and Pain
Chiropractor Malpractice Insurance A Must For Today's Chiropractors (See above article for the reason why)
What The Heck Is A Chiropractor Inversion Table?

From linkroll.com:
Allegra and Back Pain -- Hey, It Can Happen
Healing Spells For Lower Back Pain Remedies
Can a Misaligned Rib Cause Upper Back Pain? You Bet! (Contains autobiographical material)
Severe Back Pain Is In Your Back, Not In Your Head
What You Need To Know About Herniated Disc Back Pain

From Medicine Health Fitness:
Basic Information On Becoming A Chiropractor In America
Straighten Yourself Out With Lakewood Chiropractor

My Shoe Articles

If it fits...writes an article about it. If it doesn't fit, write two (or three).

From Savvy Cafe:
Welcome to the Next Generation of Waterproof Hiking Shoes

From www.taichi.co.uk/:
What To Look For In Tai Chi Shoes

From petswebsite.org.uk/:
Hit The Trail With Mountain Horse Riding Boots (Contains autobiographical information)

From linroll:
What You Need To Know About Yoga Sandals

My Hookah Articles

I'm not entirely sure I want to know the circumstances surrounding this photo. I think Peter mistook a hookah for a Crazy Straw and this was the result. Even if that's not what happened, it's the way I prefer to think to think what happened. So, put that in your hookah and smoke it.

From Urbanhookah.com:
Herbal Shisha Still Gives Great Smoke
Hookahs: Why Bother?

My Hair Loss Articles

OK, I guess this was an inevitable topic I'd have to write about being not only a Peter Gabriel fan, but a Patrick Stewart fan, too. I'd go bald if I could socially get away with it...and didn't have to shave my head every other day (hell, I have a hard enough time just shaving my legs). I think bald or balding men put out more human sex pheremones than their hairer brothers.

Come to think of it, I think I stole that line from Peter. Oh well, on with the list, then.

From linkroll:
How Effective Are Hair Loss Treatments For Women?
Finding Information On Womens Hair Loss Products
What Causes Hair Loss In Women?
Sudden Hair Loss Is A Bad Sign
What You Need To Know Nexium And Hair Loss
Leading Hair Loss Causes In Guinea Pigs (Yes, I had to write about guinea pigs or I'd explode.)
Hair Loss Remedies For You
Rosemary, A Natural Hair Loss Product (Unfortunately, I couldn't do much about the title. Rosemary encourages hair growth -- it doesn't make it fall out.)
Things To Keep In Mind About Women's Hair Loss (ditto)
Sexy Hair Loss Solutions For Men (They kept in the Peter Gabriel stuff!)

From Propecia Home:
Does Your Hair Color Make You More Prone to Hair Loss?

From www.GoodHealthTips.org, where I ghostwrite for "Pat" advice:
Female Hair Loss: A Growing Problem?
The Major Causes of Hair Loss
Major Causes of Hair Loss In Women

From Learning How.com:
Vitamins For Hair Loss: What Else Have You Left To Lose?

From The World Health Guide, where my moniker is "Healthy Living" (damn -- now they know my middle name!):
What You Need To Know About The Toppik Hair Loss Scam

My Christian Themed Articles

I was a Christian, but not anymore. That being said, if you want to be a Christian, all Powers to you. When Peter was asked by Q magazine what religion he was, he replied that he was mostly Buddhist, "But in times of fear and desperation, a Christian." Here are some views of my former religion having come out the other side.

From Helium:
Should Christian Churches Allow Gays To Be Ordained As Priests? (Short answer : YES)
Why Can't Atheists And Christians Just Get Along With Each Other? (Short answer: They do, when they don't discuss God)
Are the Christian Gospels Really Good News? (Short answer: NO. Contains autobiographical information)
Bible: Word of God or Work of the Devil? (Short answer: Aren't there any more choices?)
What Do Other Faiths Think of Christ? (Short answer: Pardon?)
Was Mary Jesus' Mother? (Short answer: who cares?)
Could Christianity Survive Without the Bible? (Short answer: It already does)
Is It Possible To Live A Life Without Sin? (Short answer: Why would you WANT to?)
How To Write Eye-Catching Christian Articles (Note: this article is satirical)
Was Jesus The First Feminist? (Short answer: No.)
Why Don't Young People Come To Church?
Is the Bible Trustworthy?
Christian Thought on Vegetarianism
Are Church Traditions Getting in the Way of Being Christian?
Which Biblical Figure Do You Most Admire? (The horse from the Book of Job).
Dangerous Myths: The Second Coming of Christ

My Metaphysical Articles

Peter made me do it.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it :-)

(I found the photo on Flickr, made by Itsthecrew!)

From Helium (where you can't pick the titles):
New Age: Thought Process or Religion?
The Personal Risk of a Personal Journey(Contains autobiographical info)
Why Do We Have Problems In Life
Witnessing the Paranormal (Contains autobiographical info)
Are Angels Real Or Imaginary?
Are Paranormal & Supernatural Activities On The Increase? (Sadly, no.)
What God Can Do (And we ain't talkin' Eric Clapton...)
How To Tell If You're Posessed (Well, some people need practical advice...)
Why Religions Exist (Couldn't resist that one!)
What is The Meaning of Time?
How Breakdowns Can Lead To Breakthroughs
What Is The Soul?
Faith and Reason: Search for Truth
How Religion Can Lead To Violence

My Camera Camera Articles

You know -- the kind where you put film in and have to take it out and get it developed -- those kinds of cameras? That being said, I have NO idea what kind of camera Peter has in his hot little hands there. Reaquaint yourself with what camera cameras are with the articles on this list:


From www.guide-to-digital-cameras.com (Yes, I still have to talk about digital cameras with camera camera articles):
Buying A Used Camera Lens Off Of eBay
Nikon Camera Lenses Help Ease NAS (NAS = Nikon Acquistion Syndrome)

From SavvyCafe.com:
Camera Battery Should Help Determine What Camera You Pick

My Security Camera Articles

The title, of course, is an in-joke to PG fans (his 4th eponymous album was called Security in America). But, whenever a panic attack comes on about the seemingly insurmountable problems in the world, I need only play "Sledgehammer" to get back my sense of balance. Thanks, Peter. I owe you a few, man.

(Like he's gonna take me up on it...)

Not to be confused with My Alarm System Articles.

From www.linkroll.com: (Sorry I can't do anything about the graphics on that site)
Outdoor Security Cameras Are Beyond Cool
Why Bother With Wireless Security Video Cameras
Stay Super Safe with Samsung Security Cameras
You Don't Need a Security Camera to Have a Security Camera Yard Sign (So there...)
Network Security Cameras: Now You Can Be Big Brother

From Savvy Cafe:
What You Need to Know About Panasonic Security Cameras
Do You Need an Infrared Security Camera?
Horse Breeders Need Hidden Secuirty Cameras
Using Remote Security Cameras With Your Computer

From Stats Sheet, where I am "Quinn Redmond":
Hidden Security Camera Equipment for Wildlife Filming

From IsYourHomeSecure.com:
Home Video Camera Security: Why Bother?
Turn Your PC Into a Home Security Video Monitor

My Excercise Equipment Articles

I'm not entirely sure what machine Peter is using here because it's been nearly forever since I've seen the inside of a gym. However, that doesn't stop me from writing about the equipment other people sweat on. My excercise equipment? Walking my dog gives me a full body workout.

I kinda wonder if Peter works out to music...and if so, what? "Eye of the Tiger?" "The Ride of the Valkries?" "Kung Fu Fighting"? "Bolero"? What? These interviewers always ask him dumb questions like "Is there going to be a Genesis reunion?" Why not "What tunes do you work out to?"

From Fitness Equipment & Health:
What You Should Know About Rowing Machines
How To Find Rowing Machine Reviews
The Design of Rowing Machines is Designed For All Bodies (Sorry about the title)
The Advantages of a Used Rowing Machine
Find Rowing Machine Ratings On TrainerSecrets.com

From www.ellipticaltrainertreadmill.com:
What You Need To Know About Elliptical Training
Elliptical Trainer Benefits: Believe The Hype
What You Need To Know About Orbitrek Elliptical Trainers
What The Heck Is An Elliptical Excerise Machine?
Not All Elliptical Equipment Is The Same
A Buyer's Guide To Used Elliptical Machines
What You Need To Know About Reebok Ellipticals
Can You Afford An Ironman Elliptical Excerise Machine?
Don't Be Scared of Lifecore Ellipticals
The Advantages of Nordic Track Ellipticals In Your Workout

From linkroll:
Finding Treadmill Ratings Online
What You Need To Know About Tunturi Treadmills
Things to Look for in a Good Commercial Treadmill
Qualitities of a Good Treadmill Machine
The Pros and Cons of Motorized Treadmills for Dogs

My Panicked Articles

Here, Peter helps to illustrate just what a panic attack feels like. What this picture doesn't show is his bassist Tony Levin weilding deadly golf balls by teeing off in a tiled bathroom. So, what can we learn here? That even if you are not paranoid, there will still be at least one person out to get you.

From www.solvepanicattacks.com:
Panic Attacks And Breathing Problems Don't Have To Rule Your Life
Panic Attacks And Fear Of Impending Death Go Hand In Hand (Isn't that a comforting thought? Sorry, I hadn't much choice in the title.)

From Dealing With Headaches:
Migraines And Panic Attacks

From Where We Relax:
Dealing With Panic Attacks
How To Handle Someone With Survivor's Shock