My Power Tool Articles

'Nuff said.

From linkroll:
Power Tool Repair: Is It Really Worth It?
Where to Find Used Power Tools
Commonsense Power Tool Tips For Everyone
Skill Power Tools Gets The Job Done
What You Need to Know About Kawasaki Power Tools
Commonsense Hand Power Tools Safety Tips
Choosing a Power Tools Online Forum
the Types of Power Tool Accessories
Get More Power from Black & Decker Tools
Get the Job Done with Panasonic Power Tools(Could you tell I was close to deadline?)

My "We Don't Need No Education" Articles

Peter is not a college graduate, and yet he's more famous and successful than myself, who has not one but TWO college degrees. You know my Mom is proud. Peter does a few honorary doctorates, but they don't count. Even Peter suspects that they were a bribe from the college so they could get a free commencement speech.

This man has learned more than the rest of us put together, surely.

From Online Learning Haven:
Advantages of an Online MBA Degree
Types of MBA Degrees
Masters Degree Education: Pros and Cons (They changed my original title of "Masters Degree Education: Why Bother?")
Walue of a Masters Online Degree
Getting the Best Music Education

From Helium:
Are Our Schools Preparing Our Children For the Future (R U kidding me?)
Things College Professors Usually Hate

From linroll:
Is Graduate Distance Learning Taken Seriously by Businesses?
Finding Schools Offering Accredited Distance Learning MBAs
How to Spot a Fake Distance Learning Graduate School
The Growth of Distance Learning Online Graduate Schools
What You Need to Know About a Long Distance Learning Graduate Program
Is that Distance Learning Graduate Degree on that Resume Legitamate?
Finacial Aid for Distance Learning MBA Programs

eHow:
How to Survive Going to a Strict Religious School

My Woodworking Articles

I'm not sure what kind of DIY project Peter meant to do here, but I don't think Bob Villa (or Peter's health insurance) would approve. (Photo by Larry Fast).

From linkroll:
Don't Skimp On The Lathe Woodworking Instruction (Well, some people need practical advice.)
Going Green with Wood Working Machinery
Woodworking Equipment Shows: We Don't Compete for Ribbons
Woodworking Patterns: Why Bother? (True bit about my Dad in here).
Keep On Learning with Fine Woodworking Magazine

My Time Management Articles

Whatever the opposite of time management is, Peter is the darling poster child for. Not only has he been ten years between albums, but about 25 years between kids. It's part of his charm.

Then again, Peter can afford to take his time and produces incredible results. I just goof off, especially when it comes to writing time management articles.

From linkroll:
Importance of Time Management for the Telecommuter
How Can you Tell Good Time Management from Bad Time Management?
Teaching Time Management to Yourself
Should You Buy a Time Management Calendar?
Time Management Tips for Teachers in the Real World

My Home Security Articles

Here, Peter does a good impression of a home security system alarm going off during a rendition of "Sledgehammer". (Not to be comfused with My Security Camera Articles).

From Stats Sheet where I write for a variety of highly improbable names, including Quinn Redmond and Keil Newman:
What You Need to Know About GE Alarm Systems
Honeywell Alarm System: Busy As Bees
Where Can You Find Alarm System Reviews?

From WhatAlarm.com:
Effective Alarm System Parts: Putting It ALL Together
You Are Not Paranoid Using an Ademco Alram System

My Garden Hedge Articles

I still have nightmares about writing these articles. There's only so much you can say about hedge trimmers. So, I started giving suggestions about what you probably shouldn't do with hedge trimmers.

Here, Peter does his best imitation of a hedge trimmer (taken during the Warming Up tour of summer 2007).

From linkroll:
Remington Hedge Trimmer: Not A Joke
Get the Job Done with a Kawasaki Hedge Trimmer
Say Safe When You Sharpen Hedge Trimmers (The original title was "Stay Safe..." but for some reason, they changed it.)
Used Professional Hedge Trimmers Buyers Guide
Natural Privacy with Evergreen Hedge Plants
Finding the Best Hedge Trimmers for the Elderly
How Weedeater Hedge Trimmers Differ From Chainsaws (I think this was where I started to loose my grip).
What You Need To Know About Makita Hedge Trimmers
Extended Reach Hedge Trimmers In Topiary
Defending Yourself From Zombie Attacks With a Long Reach Hedge Trimmer ('Nuff said.)

My Lawn of the Devil Articles

I hate lawns.  I'm convinced that not only do lawns contribute to global warming, but also contribute to people being total assholes. And, despite years of watching his Digging in the Dirt video, I have yet to find Peter Gabriel taking root in my lawn.

But I love accepting money for writing about lawns.

From linkroll:
The Disadvantages of Lawn Irrigation
Why You Should Consider Removing Lawn Irrigation Equipment
What the Heck Is Lawn Irrigation Backflow?
Careers Involving Commericial Lawn Irrigation
The Importance of a Proper Lawn Irrigation Layout
The Advantages of a Lawn Irrigation Timer
Tips On Setting Up a Proper Lawn Irrigation Schedule
Lawn Drip Irrigation: Why Bother?
Finding Reputable Lawn Irrigation Companies
What You Need To Know About Green-Lawn Irrigation (The company has that little hyphen)
Should You Get A Timed Lawn Sprinkler System?
Why You Need To Get Your Lawn Irrigation System Inspected
Choosing the Lawn and Landscape Online Forum For You
Garden Lawn Sprinkler Mats for Underground Sprinklers
What Else Can You Do With a Lawn Sprinkler? (Where my tiny little mind finally snaps.)

From Helium:
Should Grass Lawns be Banned In Water-Restricted Areas?

From Happy Landscaping Now:
Environmentally Friendly Front Yard Landscaping Ideas

From Celsias:
Environmetally Friendly Lawncare Tips

From eHow:
Organic Tick Treatment for Lawns in Connecticut
Can Termites Live in Lawns?
Do Moths Kill Grass?

My GPS Articles

It's taken me quite a while to find all of my GPS articles. If I had realized that GPS meant Global Positioning Satellite rather than Guinea PigS, then perhaps I could have rounded them up faster from My Geeky Toys.

Meanwhile, my PG-dar still works on occassion. But he doesn't help by having one on me, too.

From Tools Review:
Always Know Where They Are With A GPS Locator Device
GPS Comparison for Campers And Mountain Rescue
Don't Be Afraid Of Discount Garmin GPS>
Automotive GPS Is Great, But The Surveys Are Annoying (Is pretty much all autobiographical anecdotes!)
Track Your Guina Pigs With GPS Tracking (Guess what GPS reminds me of?)
How Do GPS Systems Work?
Keep Track Of The Time And Your Child With A GPS Watch

From Techo News:
You Can't Go Wrong With A Portable GPS Device
Portable GPS Units Get You Back On Track
Why You Need To Read Online Pocket PC GPS Reviews

From Discount Computer Equipment, where I am rechristened "Ralph Jarvis":
The Four Kinds of Laptop GPS

From linkroll:
A Brief History of the Car GPS
Used GPS Equipment Sales for Contractors And Surveyors
GPS Tracking Watches for Alzheimer's Patients
Navigating Magellan GPS Accessories
The Ethics of Using Handheld GPS Hunting Equipment

My Celebrity Articles

Not counting Peter, of course. He has his own section. Here he is in late 2007 with Nelsen Madela and Sir Richard Branson at the announcment of The Elders formation.

From Helium:
Should Don Imus Be Allowed Back On The Air?
Why People Hate Simon Cowell (Because that's his job and he's quite good at it).
Commentary: Celebrity Gossip Magazines
Favorite Actors
Edgar Allen Poe's Early Childhood
Interesting Facts about Mark Twain
Tribute to George Carlin, Comedian

From Where We Relax:
The Need For Celebrity Gossip

From Dealing With Headaches:
Tom Curise: The Spirit of Migraine