rraven's ghostwritten whispers

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Let me clarify -- these are articles I've written about head lice in general, not about "my head lice" specifically, as I do not have head lice or other common pests.

And niether does Peter, apparently, after this monkey in India got through with him.

From LiceFreeHeads.com:
Getting Head Lice Is Not The End of the World (It does suck, though.)
Head Lice Treatment Made Moderately Easy (Step one -- hire a monkey.)

From E-zine where I ghostwrite for "Gloria Gangi":
Head Lice Alternative Treatments Can Often Work
Choose Your Natural Head Lice Treatment

From JustHeadLice.com (No, I'm not making the domain name up):
What is the Best Treatment for Head Lice?
How to do a Head Lice Olive Oil Treatment
Head Lice Home Treatment: Important and Effective

For a while, I had a job ghostwriting under men's names about water filtration systems, but it petered out (pun not intended, of course.)

Water is a key symbol in many of Peter Gabriel's works. There isn't an album (or CD) of his that doesn't have at least one song about water, the most famous of which are "Red Rain" and "Here Comes the Flood". This photo was taken in 2008 when Peter won the MIDEM lifetime achievement award. He had a broken leg at the time, which explains his awkward position.

From E-zines under the name "Jim Reiley":
Why Drinking Water Filters Are Better Than Distillation
How to Find the Best Countertop Water Filter for You
Shower Head Water Filters Limit Chlorine Exposure
Using Shower Head Water Filters When You're Renting
The Importance of a Home Drinking Water System
Why Drinking Water Systems Are Better Than Bottled Water
Can You Buy a Clean & Pure Countertop Water Filter From eBay?
What You Need to Know about Water Filter Replacement Cartridges
What You Need to Know about Chlorine Showers

From Article Alley, also as "Jim Reiley":
The Advantages of Shower Head Filters

Calm down -- this isn't about the Irish Republican Army, but about Individual Retirement Accounts. (Although the IRA would most likely make Individual Retirement Accounts more exciting, or at least have better accents.)

I highly doubt that Peter will ever be able to retire from being a rock and roll star, especially if he dips into his portfolio to fund investments like the one shown in this picture.

From Ezines, where I ghostwrite for "Mark Nennemann":
IRA Investing in Real Estate: Why Bother?
The Reasons for Real Estate Investing From Within A IRA
What the Heck is an IRA Custodian?
Is There Such a Thing as an Easy Self-Directed IRA? (I wrote the article and I STILL don't know.)

There's only one way to find out just how natural a man's tan is. That's right -- toss him into a crowd of frenzied concert goers.

From linkroll:
What the Heck are Tanning Bed Accessories?
A Primer on Tanning Bed Timers (The poet in me sometimes slips free).
Collecting Tanning Bed Catalogues
The Advantages of Canopy Tanning Beds
What You Need To Know About Solar Pacific Tanning Beds

Sadly, not about Peter's first self-titled album, which has been nicknamed "Car" by the fans, but about actual cars. This photo was taken much later than the release of "Car". We think the other guy is saying, "Now, pay attention, 007..."

From Savvy Cafe:
What You Need To Know About Napa Auto Parts
Choosing a Car Parts and Accessories Online Forum
Parts for Cars: Why Many Cars are Stolen
Get Going with O'Reilly Car Parts
Advance Auto Parts Sell Advanced Auto Parts (Yes, they made me write that).