My Stop Smoking Articles

Well, Peter just can't help it. He's always smoking, as this picture proves. (Rimshot).

From Discount Trade Cigarettes
I include the FAQ to this online cigarette site I wrote for becuase they never bothered to change my slightly sarcastic remarks on this page. No, I don't smoke, but $20 is $20, isn't it?

From The World Health Guide where I am listed as "Luvi":
How To Stop Smoking For Good This Time
Quit Smoking Advice From My Mom (True stuff!)
UK Hypnotherapy To Stop Smoking Saves Lives
Do Stop Smoking Hypnosis CDs Really Work?
What You Need To Know About Stop Smoking Drugs (You know, I don;t think that was the best title I could've come up with...)

From linkroll:
How To Stop Smoking For Good
Cold Turkey: An Easy Way To Stop Smoking
Does Stop Smoking Medication Work? No, it's always on the dole.
You Can Quit Smoking With Hypnotherapy
You Can't Stop Smoking Without Cravings

My Memory Articles

And for those of you who recognised this still from Peter's "I Don't Remember" video, well done!

When I remember Peter or the Peter that visits me in my dreams, he tends to look like this.

From InfinateAdvice.com:
What You Need To Know About Memory Testers
Practical Memory Techniques For Real Life Situations
The Pros And Cons Of A Photographic Memory (Contains autobiographical stuff...I think...)

My Baby Articles

All of my articles are my "babies", in a way. Thankfully, I've never had any of the other kind! Here is a pic or Peter and his youngest child, a son named Issac.

From InfinateAdvice.com:
What The Heck Are Baby Memory Books? (Contains autobiographical stuff.)
Baby Bottle Gift Sets: Perfect For Animal Shelters (No speciesism here!)

From Helium:
Are Children a Blessing From God?
The Benefits of Adoption

From www.parentingkidsfamily.com:
Foster Baby Gifts Appreciated By Foster Parents
Why Not Get An Unusual Baby Gift? (Don't answer that!)
Include Books In Baby Toys Gift Baskets
Blankets: The Best Homemade Baby Shower Gift Ever (Contains autobiographical info about me & my Banky)

From www.transported.org:
What You Need To Know About Organic Baby Clothes
The Advantages of Organic Baby Bedding

From Happy Parenting Now:
Hiring a Babysitter/Nanny Screening Service

My Computer Security Articles

At the moment, I don't have a clever little paragraph to introduce this list. Writing about computer security will do that to you. This is a photo of Peter taken in his "Shed of Dreams", available for $250,000 (US) but Peter is unfortunately not included. Also, I don't know whether any free computer security software is included, either. But I think the lava lamp is.

Click a few words to the right for My Identity Theft Articles.

From InfinateAdvice.com:
You Can Have Too Much Virus Removal Software
You And Your Data Are Safe With Anti Spyware Downloads
Boot Virus Removal: It Exists
What You Need To Know About MSN Messenger Virus Removal
Stay Super Safe With SUPER Anti Spyware

From linkroll.com:
Practical Mac Laptop Saftey

From Our Views where I am listed as "Publisher":
You Can Have Too Much Virus Removal Software

From Helium:
Why Relying On Free Antivirus Software is a Bad Idea
(Contains autobiographical material)
Are Mackintosh Computers Safe From Online Threats
How to Detect PayPal and eBay Scams

From Windows Vista Repair Blog:
Why You Need Vista Backup Prograom Files
The Advantages of Computer Backup Software
Got to Back Up My PC: Now More Than Ever

From SearchYour Love Online Dating:
Don't Get Hooked By A Phishing Email

My Website Instruction Articles

Peter was originally contracted to write about building and maintaining a website (since he knows a heck of a lot more about it than I do) but I got the job because I could make a deadline. (Sorry! Couldn't resist!)

From Rent A Webmaster:
Software Consulting
Custom Software Solutions
Business Software Solutions
Website Development
Website Development Software (I see they keep changing the title)
Web Page Development Tools
Web Site Development Programs
E-commerce Website Development
Website Hosting
Multiple Web Hosting
Secure Website Hosting
Make The Most Of Your Business With Unlimited Website Hosting
If The Three Little Pigs Built Ecommerce Websites
Problems With Relying on Biult In Ecommerce Website Solutions
Things To Keep In Mind With Ecommerce Website Development

My Homeless Articles

Well, these articles have a home, but I didn't for most of the five and a half years I lived in England. My Mom wants me to write all of those experiences down, but I can't face that just yet.

Oddly enough, although living within a few miles of Peter's studio in Wiltshire, I never went to visit him. He did walk by me a couple of times when I was in Bath and biked by me in Bathwick. However, I felt so ashamed of myself for being homeless that I hid from him. When you feel ashamed of yourself, the last person you want to notice you is your hero.

All of these aricles are based on my experiences as a homeless person in England.

From www.campingwebsite.com.uk/:
Tent Camping Among The Homeless
Easy Camping Recipes From A Former Homeless Person

From www.fitness-equipment-health.com:
Wilderness Survival Kits Of A Former Homeless Person

From Savvy Cafe:
Wilderness Living Happens
Wilderness Survival Tips From a Former Homeless Person

From http://roofingyourself.net/ where I am listed as "Gordon":
The Plastic Roofing In My English Misadventure
Roofing Products When Building Your Bender

From Home Tips Guide:
Pest Control Pellet Guns Recommended To Control Addicts

From InfinateAdvice.com:
Drug Addiction Counseling Essential For Homeless

From HubPages:
The Medicinal Properties of Clove Oil Or, aromatherapy among Britian's homeless.

From Helium:
Why We Should Treat The Homeless With Compassion

From eHow:
How to Build a Bender Home
About the Homeless Population

From Training Collar Blog:
Other Uses for Spiked Leather Dog Collars

My Exploring Human Nature Articles

Yes, I wrote some of these articles just as an excuse to stick this picture of Peter from his "I Don't Remember" video on this blog. You have guessed correctly, my child. Go have a cookie.

From Helium:
Are People Inhernetly Good? (Are you kidding me?)
The seed of the serpent: Are other-dimensional beings in control of our world leaders? (Now that's a title I wish I'd thought up!)
Do We Need Humor On A Daily Basis?
How To Tell If Someone Hates You(When I saw this topic was up for grabs, I couldn't resist grabbing!)

From Where We Relax:
Lead A Less Stressful Life By Learning How To Lie
Giggle Fits
The Guilt of Being Human (Which mentions Peter Gabriel).